Demoted
- R
- Year:
- 2011
- 94 min
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J' When I need it so bad J'
J' Why do you not come to defend? J'
J' Is that any way to tell me
that you're gonna be J'
J' A terrible friend? J'
J' You remind me of a distant
constellation I
J' The way you cover it up,
but don't even touch J'
J' And now you want to know,
is that important? I
J' Baby, now, well,
it just depends J'
J' It just depends J'
J' And when you come back
uptown J'
J' Remember not to look
for me there J'
J' I gave you one more chance
to make it better J'
J' But you don't seem to care J'
J' You pretend to be accosted
by tradition J'
J' And now you cover it up,
but tell me you don't J'
J' Now you want to know,
is nothing sacred? J'
J' Well, I don't want to
have to compare J'
J' They don't compare... J'
( chattering )
16-inch radials, the new Nanoprene.
Don't blow smoke
up my rump, okay?
If I don't hear
"1,000 more units"...
Let me just check on
the load index on that for you.
Um, you know, looks like it's--
What's that? No, everything--
Man:
Okay, okay,now we are talking.
All right, let mejust pull up
the paperwork here.
We'll get you squared away.
Your store needs products, right?
So what's the problem?
It's about safety. It's about safety
for your family, for your customers.
I mean, that's the bottom line.
These are the safest tires on the road.
You know that.
I'm not trying to bullshit you.
You did the right thing.
Bye.
Butch, mark one up
for me, please--
three this morning.
One more for Mike, baby.
How can we be out of donuts?
I mean, it's ridiculous.
And the coffee machine's busted.
Where are they?
( knocking )
Hey, ladies.
Ladies, ladies, ladies, we have
We're out of donuts.
one of your girls on it ASAP.
- And the coffee machine's busted.
- And the coffee machine's busted.
These guys are such a-holes.
No, excuse me.
It's fried.
You might want to just
call the company.
Oh, look.
Oh.
Where are those donuts? Oh.
Thanks, Jane.
You're the best.
High five?
No.
Low five? No.
Thank you.
Thank you, Jane.
Ken:
O'Donnell:
So she's your dream girl, right?
Kline:
No, she reminds meof my dad.
Ken.
HEY:
Oh, well, well,
I'm surprised you two even show up
How are you doing, Kenny?
It's Ken, d*ckhead.
And I know you've been
fudging the numbers.
He knows we've been fudging
the numbers.
F*** you, Castro.
Our numbers are legit.
But we know you sh*t your pants
at last year's Christmas party.
Dude, that's disgusting.
I didn't really--
it wasn't like a full-on--
it was a dribble.
( laughs )
It was-- everybody does it.
It was a mistake.
L-- I had bad sushi
and I sharted.
The fart part was intentional,
but I didn't--
I'm Bob Reilly, owner and CEO
of Reilly Auto Parts.
At Reilly, we carry only
the highest-quality names
like Goodyear, Firestone
and Michelin.
Freeze. Now what's wrong
with this commercial?
Lights.
Come on.
He doesn't mention Treadline.
Mr. Farrell,
someone was messing
with my chair,
so it's stuck
in the down position...
...so if I seem petite,
then that is the reason.
Will someone get him
a booster seat?
( laughter)
Now R&D and manufacturing
have done their job.
Now it's up to us in sales
to get these tires on the shelves.
Can you take notes for me?
I forgot my pen.
We've closed deals
with AutoZone, Pep Boys
- and Just Tires.
- Thanks.
Now we're going after
bigger fish--
Reilly Auto Parts.
One last piece
of business here--
it has come to my attention
that some sick individual
in our sales department
has been spreading pornographic
emails of a homosexual nature.
( Coughing )
Kenny Castro.
Castro.
Are you all right?
He's all right.
No, I wasn't--
( chuckles )
No, I didn't. It wasn't me.
It wasn't-- I didn't do that.
L-- they're trying to say
it was me, but it wasn't.
I didn't-- I wouldn't.
It wouldn't be gay.
I wasn't-- I mean, I'd do--
I mean, I wouldn't even do
regular porno,
but if I did, it would be regular,
is my point.
Come on, Kenny,
get your hands out of your pants
- and put an end to it.
-( laughter)
Now I expect everyone in this room
to step up their effort.
Come on, let's get out there
and kick some ass
and make this the best
sales quarter ever.
( Men cheering )
You know it.
You know it.
Let's work the phones.
Let's do it.
All right, Steve,
so let me tell you
why you need these tires
in your stores, okay?
It's about safety.
Seriously, I would let--
you know, let babies roll down hills
in these things.
Mmmmm.
Tire sizes?
Bro, you're asking a lot
of complicated questions.
Yeah, I work here.
Yeah, we have maintenance.
Believe me, this tire will leave
than Bigfoot, right?
You know 50 Cent?
He absolutely loves our tires.
I mean, you know that.
I'm not trying to bullshit you here.
I mean, listen, want to hear
something crazy?
I'm not lying.
You know, just Google
"50 Cent and tires."
You just did?
It didn't?
Well, I don't know.
Maybe your Google's broken.
Believe me,
as a senior salesman around here,
let's just say I know
a thing or two--
ow! Hang on.
- Hang on one second, please.
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