Demon Baby Page #3

It's all right. Come on,

close the blinds and let's get to sleep.

I think that's enough excitement

for one evening.

Morning.

Hmm.

Hey.

Theo, stop!

- What is it?

- It's nothing.

The blind just gave me

a fright that's all.

Okay.

Look, shouldn't you be

making me some breakfast?

Are you okay?

I'm fine.

And how's my little man doing today? Hmm?

What's that?

You want mummy to put on her present

and give daddy a lap...

- Hey, wow, did you feel that?

- Feel what?

It kicked.

That's impossible.

Look, babies don't start kicking

until much later on.

It did honest, I felt it. Hey, little feller,

are you in there? Can you hear me?

- Mm-mm.

- Theo, just get off me, alright?

I can't breathe with you on top of me.

Alright, grumpy.

Hello?

Hello?

- Who was it?

- Um, withheld number.

I don't know, I guess if it was important

they'll probably call back, yeah?

All right, mister, you were right.

This was a great idea.

I told you so.

You know, we should make it

a family tradition coming here.

Champagne, madame?

- And what's this in aid of?

- To us.

To a new chapter in our lives.

And to our new family.

Look... Theo,

I know you're excited, but...

please for God's sake don't get

carried away with all of this.

It's still incredibly early stages,

it's not even twelve weeks yet.

No, come on,

why are you talking like that?

I'm just being realistic.

There are so many things that can go wrong

at this stage of the pregnancy.

I just don't want us

getting our hopes up, that's all.

Hope's up?

Rose, we're having a baby, alright?

Of course I'm going to get my hopes up.

Seriously, look, I know you're worried.

Sh*t, I'm terrified, but...

I mean, people have babies all the time,

you know? If they can do it, we f***ing can.

Alright, look, the chances

of something going wrong

are so small it's not even worth

thinking about, okay?

Now come here and give us a snog.

Let's get a photo,

just one for the family album.

This is going to be a gratuitous selfie.

- Rose.

- What?

- Put your oar up.

- Sorry.

Theo, wait, I need, I need to pee.

All right, but be quick about it because

it's suppose to chuck it down in a bit.

Theo, that's not funny.

Theo, where are you? I can't see you!

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you all right?

What are you doing?

Sorry.

I thought I saw something in the woods.

Come on, let's just get to the bothy.

Okay.

Here we are, it could be worse.

No, it couldn't.

- Here, do you want a bit?

- I'm not hungry.

Come on, you're kidding me?

We've been walking all day.

I'm fine, I've eaten some shortbread.

I don't think we should stay very long.

How much light do you think we've got left?

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