Demon Baby Page #2

and the views are better.

As long as you take your litter home,

you can do what you want.

Nice van.

I've never seen one like this before.

How long are you planning on staying?

Just for the weekend.

Are you from, uh...

are you from England then?

Yeah, well, um, I mean...

I am, and she's a local.

Thought so.

Um, can I get you something to drink?

Tea, coffee or...

Seeing as I'm off duty, I wouldn't mind

something a wee bit stronger if you've got it?

Uh, well, I've got...

- A bit of whiskey if that all right?

- It's not my favorite, but it will do.

Cool.

Do you want any water?

I haven't got any ice I'm afraid.

No.

I'm sorry. Constable Thwaites was it?

Have you got some sort of ID on you?

It's just like you said...

there's a lot of weird people

around and...

you could be anybody.

You're not even in your uniform.

Quite right, miss.

You can never be too careful around here.

For all you two know,

I could be a murdering rapist.

No, we don't need to see your ID.

Rose, come on.

You must have some kind

of proof of who you are?

Rose.

No, no, no.

It's fine. There you go.

So do you spend most evenings

patrolling mountain car parks

looking for suspicious vehicles?

You'd be surprised.

It's a big part of what we do.

Keep your eye on the freaks and weirdo's

getting up to no good in remote places.

Well, it's... it's good to know

someone has got their eye on us.

Right.

I will be off.

Now, make sure you keep your door locked

and if I were you,

I'd get a lock on that generator.

It might not be there

in the morning when you get up.

And if you want my advice,

book into the campsite.

Lovely heated toilet blocks

and you've got the comfort of knowing

there are other tourists around.

Yeah, well, it's, um, it's the tourists

we're trying to avoid up here really.

Okay.

I'll be on my way.

All right, cool. Um, great, well, if we...

see anything suspicious

we'll call the police I guess.

- Ey, you do that.

- Yeah.

Sleep tight miss.

Well...

he seemed nice.

He was a prick!

The pervert couldn't take his eyes off me.

Well, can you blame him?

Look at you. Hey...

I can't imagine what it would have been like

if you were wearing your little present?

Theo, why do men only

ever think about one thing?

We don't only ever think about one thing.

Now come on put that lights off

and let's get down to business.

I'm joking, let's get our heads down.

What about those bangs?

Look, why would he bang three times

and then just disappear?

I don't know. Maybe he got

bored and wondered off,

you know, I spent ages

getting out of bed, you know.

Come on, just relax.

You've been on edge since you got here.

You're right. I'm sorry.

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