Delirious Page #6

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- and catch some Z's.

- Yes, sir!

Hey, y'all. What's up?

I don't have to introduce myself

because everybody knows me.

I'm Derek McFletcher. I play

Kyle McKendrick on Hearts Aflame.

I'm speaking to you tonight

not only as a daytime soap star

but as an STD survivor.

Dudes, chicks out there,

listen up,

the first time I got gonorrhea

I thought I was going to die.

The second time...

Don't be stingy on that beefsteak,

partner. We got a growing boy here.

Gentlemen. Gentlemen.

Nice jacket.

- Royce Ralston, Hearts Aflame.

- How are you?

I trust you two are among

the sexually enlightened?

- Yeah.

- Oh, yeah. Rule number one...

never let a hooker slip you

the tongue. Right, Tobe?

You know what I'm talking about.

There's probably a couple

hookers here, you know.

Here comes one now.

Hey, Muffy. How are you?

The sexiest publicist

in New York City.

Now, you behave, Les.

- Get in there, Muffy.

- Oh my.

I got to run.

What do we got?

You're lucky. You got

the place to yourself.

That's the Benefit Chairman

and those two

are Genital Epidemiologists

from Atlanta.

Very VIP. OK? Go to town.

Listen, Muff. I'm just

going to walk around.

I'll get a few shots

and you can have them.

Non, non, impossible!

Oui, oui. I'm breaking in

my new assistant here.

We're chowing down.

So you take the shots.

You place them anywhere you want.

You're the best, baby.

Hey!

You don't see me standing here?!

Prick.

See that guy over there?

Hello.

We got quail at 2 o'clock.

No, I'm full, Les.

I can't eat another bite.

Chicks, you bonehead.

Just keep smiling.

We're going to go over there.

We're celebrating.

Maybe we see them, maybe we don't.

It's Les, right?

Is it Les?

- It's more.

- Les is more. Les is more!

No. Listen, you've seen my show.

You're the guy

on Farts Aflame, right?

So, you're a soap star, right?

Hell no.

I'm a casting director.

I cast this entire thing.

I cast Hearts Aflame.

You're a casting director. Wow.

I thought you were an actress.

Why'd you think I was an actress?

You're really beautiful.

You're an actor.

You're an actor, right?

Yeah.

I'm an actor.

- What have you been in?

- I've been in like a few things.

He didn't say dame. Royce,

did you say 'Dane' or 'dame'?!

Is that a real chin?

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

- You're cute when you smile.

- So are you.

I'm going to give you my card.

And you can call me.

- Yeah, I'm going to call you.

- Yeah?

Yeah.

- Thanks.

- Maybe I can get you into something.

Okay. we got to go. Alright?

Adios, ladies, Royce. Offweederzain.

- Come on, have a drink.

- Let's go.

Hey. We're working.

Right? Come on. Let's go.

Sorry. Alright. See you.

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