Delirious Page #4

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Get your hands off me, man!

One scumfuck coming out!

Les, come on back.

I saved your spot.

You got yourself a lawsuit, pal!

You just broke my thumb.

Your thumb's not broken.

Beat it before I call the cops.

Call the cops,

you f***in' Nazi bastard!

- Where's my assistant?!

- I'm right here.

Get this f***er's name.

We'll see you in court, tough guy!

Alright, tough guy.

What's your name?

Sieg Heil, motherf***er,

that's my name.

Hey, get your f***in' hands off me!

Get out of here.

F***! Dammit!

It's scratched, man.

Les, I'm sorry.

A good assistant

would've caught this stuff.

I'm sorry.

I was trying to catch it.

- That guy just came...

- Give me the Palm.

- Goddammit! Give me the Palm.

- What?

The stylus just fell out.

You gave it to me upside down.

- What's the?

- The thing you write on.

F***. Just look for it.

It's the thin thing.

Did you get the Goody Bags?

Oh sh*t. No. I forgot.

What did I?!

You know what?

I don't know

if this is going to work out.

What you busting my balls for?

I told you I got to stay

in the city tonight.

'Cause I got to take him to the

plastic surgeon in the morning.

'Cause he's Chuck Sirloin,

that's why.

He's getting an operation.

On his wang.

He's got a hook to the right in it

and he's getting it

straightened out.

I'm not lying.

He's very concerned about this, OK?

I'm going to be at 131 Lex.

Listen, Deedee,

I can't take it anymore.

It's a red f***in' door!

We're getting that shot.

We'll stay up all night

if we have to. You with me?

Yeah.

Beef, we're going

to get you tonight!

Coming to get you, Beef.

- There it is.

- The red f***in' door.

Listen, he comes out that door

we got about 5 seconds to get him.

And it's totally legal.

He's on a public sidewalk

and I just happen

to be sitting here with a camera.

Yeah, right.

It's totally legal.

Watch that door.

Watching the door.

Watching the door.

You like being an assistant?

It's kind of fun, right?

Yeah, I like it.

It's fun.

Alright.

Come on, you got to keep

your eye on that door, right?

Alright.

We're going to

get ourselves a picture.

F***!

Turn around.

- There he is!

- Easy!

All right, all right.

Come on.

Come on.

I can't find the phone!

Hold on, baby, I'm coming.

Get him up, get him up.

Move your ass!

F***!

Yo Beef!

Okay.

Yo, Beef, you want to turn around

while I do this. A little privacy?

Oh, sorry.

I just can't wait

to see this picture.

Chuck Sirloin.

I used to watch his show.

Alright, turn around.

Grab a chair.

Watch and learn.

- What's that thing?

- That's the disk.

Ok, there's the shots.

It's so good!

- Watch this.

- Oh, my god!

There it is. The shot heard

'round the world. Right there.

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