Defending Your Life Page #5
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- 1991
- 112 min
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This isn't a good or a bad thing.
I'm merely curious.
I'm sure I could have given more.
I gave a lot to street people,
but you never get a receipt.
How much do you have to give?
What's the total?
Don't worry.
Relax.
There was one person
Over and over again.
I wish you'd been more generous with him.
Who?
You.
-I got to go.
-Where do you go now?
You wouldn't understand.
That's not an insult. I mean it literally.
Get out tonight. Have some fun.
You know what you might try?
Get over to the Past Lives Pavilion.
What is that?
It's where you see
the people you've been before.
You see yourself in other lives?
Most people love it,
but some it makes nauseous.
Take care.
Want to take that chicken with you?
They love putting things in bags.
If you need to talk to me at any time,
just call.
-I never sleep.
-Never?
I do have a question.
I'll call you later.
You're already checked in. You have
nothing to worry about tonight.
Everything will be explained to you
in the morning.
If I told you how old this man was,
you wouldn't believe me.
Should I tell them?
Light years. He looks good though.
No prostate, but he looks fine.
You're looking at me like stunned sheep.
Come on!
What is this, a white sale?
I'm going to tell you a story.
About a year ago,
this Little Brain comes in here.
I'm talking...
...half a percent of his brain at the most.
he forgets what it is.
He looks down, doesn't know what it is.
It's a piece of pie.
I say, "What are you doing?"
He says, "I'm waiting to make a call."
I say, "Does that look like a phone?"
He says, "It is a phone."
The joke is on me.
He picked up the pie and called his mother!
Folks, come on, please.
Stay with me here.
You're on trial, not me.
-Hi. What's your name?
-Arthur.
-Hi, Arthur? Where were you from?
-Denver.
-Lovely city, Denver, Arthur. Did you ski?
-No.
No.
-How'd you die?
-I was in a coma.
I'm sorry. How long were you in a coma?
I really don't know.
Let's play a game.
-Elvis. Living or dead?
-Living.
Long coma, Art.
Long coma.
Have a nice day.
-What's your name?
-Ernie.
Hi. Having a good time in Judgment City?
It's fun. The food's good.
It is. Have you been to the stables?
Like to horseback ride?
Not very much.
There's a nice-looking young man.
Hi. How'd you die?
On stage, like you.
Funny. Maybe you should come up here.
No, thank you.
Of course, he doesn't want to.
This is very hard work, but I love it.
And I love you, Little Brains.
Have you heard any Little Brain jokes?
I know you, right?
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