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vans with strangers?

Oh, come on.

We're not kidnappers

or pedophiles,

we're just three handsome dudes.

What's the worst

that could happen?

All right, fine.

I'll offer you a little

bit more in cash, okay?

How's that look?

You like that?

Okay.

See? So easy, just hop in.

Beautiful. Thank you.

All right, well, I'm Steve,

this is John, and

this here is Mark.

Hi.

I'm Sam.

This is Beth.

So, what do you do?

I'm a writer.

For documentaries?

No, I'm a journalists.

- Yeah, actually, Mark here,

he writes the questions for us.

Ask me a question.

- Okay, why did

you choose to get

in a van full of strangers

for a bunch of money?

Education.

Of course.

Okay, okay, all right.

Johnny-boy, hit the gas.

Let's do this.

So, ladies.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Mark.

Let's get to know these

girls a little bit better.

Look at Sam. Isn't

she beautiful?

Sam, you're f***ing smoking hot,

if you don't mind me saying.

But I guess you hear that

all the time, don't you?

Yeah.

Yeah, I knew it.

So, are you from around here?

Born and raised.

All right, we got

ourselves another local.

Another local?

You guys do this often?

Sh*t.

You look familiar.

Really?

Yeah.

Have you ever been

on camera before?

Yeah, like something dirty?

You two know each other?

No.

- So, you guys

are all strangers?

You've never met?

Wanna get to know me?

- Yes, yes, Sam, I want

to get to know you.

To tell you the truth,

I couldn't give a sh*t

about getting a good grade

on this doc for school,

'cause now that you're a

couple burners in my van

and the camera

rolling, well, it's

it's got me thinking.

Could you two hold hands?

I'll pay extra.

- I thought this

was a documentary.

I have a nice secluded spot,

we could park and

nobody'll bother us.

- How much money are

we talking about?

Hold on.

Can you two make out?

I wanna know if you

two can make out,

and then we'll talk business.

You want us to kiss?

- You kind of want to kiss

each other, don't you?

Just close friends

getting closer.

I don't know.

This is pretty weird.

Well, it's a cliche, I mean,

you're in a van with a

bunch of guys who want to

watch you kiss your friend,

but I'm not asking you

to do anything dangerous.

I mean, isn't it on

your bucket list?

Do something naughty,

once in your life?

Feel your heart racing?

All right.

Sure.

All right.

Oh yeah.

Oh, yeah, that's nice.

That's really nice.

Nice.

That's really nice.

Okay, now do it again.

Okay, now how much

are you paying them for this?

- Hey, hey, hey, hey,

just let it be, all right?

And now we're in fantasy land.

Yeah, Steve.

How much are you

paying us for this?

Hold on.

Beth, can you pull

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