Deeper

Hey sweetheart.

Hey baby!

Yeah?

Hey, hold on for a sec.

Beautiful girl, what are you

doing out here all alone?

Where you going?

Need a ride?

Excuse me?

Yeah?

We're

doing a documentary.

Wonder if you have

a second to chat.

I don't know,

I'm like on my way

to work right now.

We

were just wondering

if we could ask you a

couple of questions.

What kind of question's that?

If I give you,

you know, something like that

maybe you come in

here and answer

the questions for us?

Ah, that's a bit weird.

What

if I offered you

Little bit of cash?

A little bit of cash?

All right.

Hey,

you like that?

Oh, just take it.

All right, thank you so

much for helping us out.

I bet you don't have any

trouble at the clubs, do you?

We don't have much trouble.

You

seem like a fun girl.

You like to party?

You know, you have

a lot of layers on.

It's cold outside.

So, what

are you up to today?

I'm walking home from school.

Walking

home from school,

very nice.

School girl.

Hah, that's always hot.

- When was the last

time you had sex?

Well, that's why we broke up.

It's been a while.

Now what

you got under that hoodie?

Why don't you take that off?

It's hot in here.

It was a fishing boat.

He

had a fishing boat?

Yeah.

Let's see a little bit more skin.

So can you take your shirt off?

Question one.

Question one?

- Depends, what kind

of cash do you have?

Oh, okay.

Look at you, little

business lady.

Ooh oh oh!

You see that oh?

She wants it right away.

What do I gotta do for this?

I want you to

look at the camera and say

"Hi, daddy".

Hi, daddy.

All right

baby, see you later!

Yeah, that's right, b*tch!

We got your money!

So degrading.

Ugh,

you're telling me!

- How am I supposed to

come back from North Korea

and do a piece like this?

You said you wanted a break

from the horrors

of dictatorship,

and I believe the term you

used was "fluff piece".

- Well, this is a little on

the nose, don't you think?

Boss thought it was funny.

Not funny at all.

So, what?

You're not interested

or you think

the wife will give you sh*t?

Both.

- Come on, Mark, my spidey

senses are tingling here.

I think we have

some actual angles.

These guys have started

their own little smut empire.

Yeah, but who cares?

What, you don't watch porn?

Nope.

Come on!

Not like this!

I don't know.

Don't puss out on me.

- I just can't believe there's

a market for this garbage.

- These guys offer

something different.

They pick up random

girls and coax them

into having sex.

Well, that's bullshit.

Exactly!

First we prove that these

girls are total plants,

then we springboard into

a serious psychoanalytical

and social commentary

piece on internet porn.

You're hilarious.

Why do you have such a hard

on for these guys, dude?

- Because these guys

objectify women, dude.

Aren't they paying us?

F*** 'em.

They want exposure.

They didn't say what kind.

I've seen stuff that's

worse than this,

and I know you have too.

At least no one's dying here.

Yeah. At least no one's dying.

Yeah, you gotta have off.

Yeah, I mean, with this

weather, are you kidding me?

Ugh, it's the wife.

Hold on a sec.

Hey, babe, how you feeling?

Ah, no.

There's some crazy weather

coming into Seattle

so they rerouted us to Portland,

and we were having a hard

time getting a flight,

but my co-producer

extraordinaire got us

the best pilot on the west coast

and he's gonna fly

us in right now.

I'll be back in like 48 hours.

I know, I know.

Look, it's an easy one, okay?

I love you too.

Okay, take care of

that bun in the oven.

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