Decoys 2: Alien Seduction Page #5

- Titus Andronicus.

Oh, yeah. Titus Androna touch me.

What's that about again?

A Roman general whose daughter

has 2 guys in love with her.

So you're a romantic, too?

- Which one does she chose?

- Neither.

They rape her and torture her,

but Daddy finds out and whacks them,

and chops them into little pieces

and cooks them into a pie and serves

them to their mother for dinner.

Dinner? I bet you want to grab a burger?

I'm a non-lactose vegan.

I'd rather die than do it with a meat-eater.

And you stink. Must be the burgers.

You like that, huh? You want

some more of that? How about this?

Excuse me.

- Do you know anything about cars?

- Cars?

Yeah...

- Mine won't start. I think I flooded it.

- Oh...

So will you come and check it out for me?

- Please?

- Yeah. Yes. Yeah.

Oh, wait! Can you wait one second?

Just one second.

I gotta grab something real quick.

Just one second. I'll just be one second.

Yes, Stein'll be back, baby, yeah...

Hey! Give me your cellphone.

I left mine at the dorm.

But she's not your type. I mean, she's got

no black leather, she's got no studs...

Dude, I think she'll be just fine.

Can you give me your cellphone?

I could swear I've seen her before.

Oh, yeah?

Hey, baby, Steiner's back.

Let's do this. Yeah...

Jesus.

Steiner's not hurt, baby.

No, no, that didn't hurt.

Looks like Arnold got lucky.

- Yeah, it looks like it.

- Why'd you give him your cellphone?

He... He needed to

call his parents back. So...

Yeah, you are a really bad liar.

What are you guys up to?

Look, I gotta get back to my dorm room,

'cause I got a killer exam tomorrow...

So I'll talk to you later.

This is so sweet of you.

- I'm Jasmine, by the way.

- Steiner. Arnold Steiner.

You live around here?

Well, I just moved here.

Actually, I just transferred

from my junior college.

Oh, yeah?

- You have a major?

- Of course, I do. Party till you drop.

My car's just over there, through the park.

- We'll just have to cut through there.

- Sure. I'll follow you.

Actually, I lied. I don't even have a car.

- I just like the way you look.

- You like the way I look?

Not so fast now.

Slow and easy.

- Slow and easy?

- Uh-huh.

- Now, take off your jacket.

- Huh?

I want to see what you look like.

- What are you doing?

- Just turning my cellphone off.

Don't want us to be interrupted. Yeah.

All right. Now, where were we?

Open. Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Someone needs a little discipline.

Time to punish you.

- How did you do that?

- What?

- Don't you like what you see?

- I like it. I like it...

- Aren't you cold?

- A little.

- But it excites me.

- Oh...

Whoa!

It's kind of cold.

Yeah, well, you've been a bad boy, Arnold.

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