Decoys 2: Alien Seduction Page #4

I've been assigned to

Student Health Services this term.

You supervise a grad student

named Luke Callahan, right?

Yes. He's one of the best students

I've had in a long time.

Does he ever behave unusually?

Well, he's very dedicated,

which is unusual these days,

even for a grad student.

He's very interested in anatomy, particularly

unorthodox evolutionary variations.

Well, I came here to tell you that

Luke Callahan experienced a

psychotic episode a few years ago.

Really?

It's probably nothing

for you to be concerned about,

but I'd appreciate you letting me know

if ever he behaves abnormally.

"Abnormally?"

Well, how exactly would you

define that, Dr. Snowdon?

Paranoid delusions.

Usually having to do with

aliens from outer space,

that sort of thing.

Luke has always seemed

very well-balanced to me.

He's intense, but he's very sensible.

He's very good at compensating

for his problems.

I'd appreciate if you

kept this conversation

just between you and I.

- All right.

- Thank you.

Have a good day.

Hey! What's this I hear

about a secret contest?

- Contest? Like what contest?

- Oh.

Oh, I guess it's probably just a rumor. Yeah.

Oh! Hey! What's that?

Look! Sweet!

This is like handicapping horses

on the racing form, right?

No. Horse race is like 2 minutes,

this is like a 5-day type of thing.

You have got to let me play. Please.

I'll buy you all a case of brewskies.

I'll buy you all Mexican.

Come on! I mean, Sam, tell 'em.

- Tell them my word is gold.

- Forget it, Steiner.

Sam. We went to middle school together.

Okay.

If Arnold says he's buying brewskies

or if he's buying Mexican, he's good for it.

All right, how about brewskies and Mexican?

- Done.

- Times 3

- All right. Times 3

- Phenomenal!

All right. Just don't go shooting

your mouth off about this.

- If the girls find out, we're toast.

- I won't tell a soul.

You got Arnie's word on that, bro.

Evan, you're next. Let him through.

Boys, what's up?

This is just to cover

overhead administrative costs.

See, none of these chicks do it for me, man.

- I like mine with, you know, black leather...

- God...

- Chains, studs, dog collars...

- Yeah, good luck finding her.

Don't need to. She's gonna find me.

See, I was doing some Googling.

Turns out females are attracted by smells.

They're drawn to males

with strong olfactory pheromone attractors.

Olfactory phero what?

Check this out. Bought it off the Internet.

Synthetic bull musk, 95% pure.

Thank you, North Korea.

- Oh, that's it. Right there.

- Stop.

All right. Watch this.

I see you're reading Shakespeare.

I love Shakespeare.

He understands the heart.

- So which play are you reading?

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