Deathgasm Page #3

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- Oh.

That's a shame.

- There was a break in.

The pages should be

in Greypoint somewhere.

I just need more time.

- Winners don't make excuses

for their failures, Vadin.

They learn from them.

- No. Please.

- Take his f***ing head off.

- No!

- Oh, come on,

that's a custom made

Sartori rug! Idiots!

You put a tarp down first.

Do it again.

Again!

Do it again!

That's good.

Yeah, I think that worked.

Get the car.

We're heading into Greypoint.

- Zakk - Zakk, that's good.

Urn, Brodie,

can - can you put your

foot up on that tree?

Yeah.

But - but higher?

Higher.

- This is retarded.

Our - our instruments

aren't even plugged in.

Where the f*** is the sound

supposed to be coming from?

- Trust me.

This is gonna be

off the hook.

Yeah, yeah.

No, that's good.

Um, let's - let's head

to the next location.

F*** you, Dion.

- Does anybody want

anything from the shop?

- Condoms, Vaseline,

jumper cables

and ammonium nitrate.

- I don't think they sell

that combination of things.

- See... Oh!

- Sony

Sorry.

There you go.

- Could I please have

my tampon?

- Yeah sure.

- Thanks.

You're Brodie, right?

- Yeah.

- I'm Medina,

from maths class.

- Right, you're David's

girlfriend, right?

- You know what,

I was gonna get an ice cream.

Did you want one?

- Ah, yeah.

Ah, yeah. I was just

helping these guys, urn...

- Ah, we're - we're

all done here,

dude, ah, catch you later.

- Yeah, that'd be great.

- Cool.

- Sperminate her, dude!

- So, um, the other day,

in maths...

ah, Mr Capenhurst

is such a dick.

- Yeah.

- Yep.

- I, um, I saved this.

Well,

I rescued it from the bin.

You're a really good drawer,

like, really talented.

I wish I could draw like that.

- Okay-

Thank you.

Thanks.

- You know, I was -

I was thinking about

getting a tattoo

it would drive my dad crazy.

I should get you

to design it.

Maybe that's lame.

- No, of course.

I mean, of course

I would help you design it.

Not, "Of course

I think it's lame."

- Okay-

You know, I was thinking

about getting it just, urn...

...just here.

- Yes...

good spot for it.

- Or - or maybe here,

on my upper thigh.

- Yeah, yeah.

Yes, yeah.

Either - I mean, again,

both great areas - places.

And hard decision.

So...

- So, you're in a band?

- Yeah, I, um, I play,

ah, the guitar.

I mean, axe.

Um, do you,

do you like metal?

- Um, isn't it just a bunch

of guys screaming?

- No way.

Well, apart from grindcore.

And... death metal

is kind of like that.

And deathcore, screamo,

pornogrind,

black metal, mathcore,

thrash and mordorcore.

- But apart from those.

- Mmm.

- It's just not my thing.

I don't really get it.

- It's like,

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