Death Do Us Part Page #5

that's a big word

for such a little girl.

You got everything

for the scavenger hunt?

- Yeah.

- Good.

Well, why don't you

be a good bestie

and hide everything

while I get changed?

Fine.

And, Em.

Yeah?

If you don't want to ruin

Kennedy's perfect wedding,

you'll shut your mouth.

Hey.

I'm going to get changed.

Like your pants.

You know what?

I think this is the weekend

I finally...

finally get her back.

She doesn't want a one-night stand

with a booze-clown like you,

all right?

No, dude, I'm serious. I'm serious.

I'm tired of f***ing around.

I just kind of want to...

I don't know, you know.

I just want to get serious,

want to settle down a little bit.

Like you'd ever settle down.

Like you're one to talk.

What's that supposed to mean?

I think it means you're not really

a one-vagina kind of guy, Ryan.

Remember that night in Portland

you banged those three chicks?

Hey, dude,

cut the sh*t talk, all right?

- Really?

- It was f***ing the truth.

Hey, hon. Feeling better?

- Yeah.

- Drink?

- Yeah. Get a cocktail.

- Thanks.

Drink up. And shots.

- Shots o'clock.

- Cheers, yeah.

- Let's do it.

- Do it.

Hey, shut the f*** up, all right?

Dude, it was awesome.

What is that, tequila?

All right, let's do this!

What the hell are

you doing? Cheating.

- A 10.

- You got the run.

Hi.

Hey, yeah.

We've got this place to ourselves,

we have shitloads of sauce,

and these two good-lookers

are about to tie the knot.

Kennedy, Kennedy,

Kennedy, are you ready?

Let's get sh*t-faced!

Whoo!

- Yeah!

- Let's do this. Party!

Ow! Whoo!

Yeah! That's my girl!

Yeah, Kennedy!

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Hang on. Here we go. Here we go.

Yeah, mama. Yoo-hoo-hoo!

Hey!

- What?

- Good job.

Awesome.

Ladies, over here, please.

Now for the real entertainment.

- Yeah.

- I want to see it.

Hey, don't do that.

Oh, what's this?

- Come on!

- Take it all off!

Can't stop, y'all.

Whoo! Come on!

Take it all off!

Yeah.

Whoa, whoa.

Chet, turn the music off.

What is that?

Jesus.

What is that?

What the hell is...

There's something moving.

What? Where?

Thought I saw something.

Oh, Jesus.

Where did you come from?

Back door.

Can we help you?

I thought I said no parties.

We're so sorry.

It's just the six of us,

so we didn't think

that it would be a big deal.

- No, no. No, no.

- Shut up.

Do not apologize

for this mountain man.

Listen to me.

We're in the middle of nowhere,

okay, so if we want to have

a little party,

we're going to have a little party.

She-bam.

Hang on.

I'm sorry about him.

He's been drinking.

Look, we're going to clean

all of this up, okay?

When we go, it'll all be gone.

You make sure of that.

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