Death Do Us Part Page #4

Yeah, well,

only when you do it right.

Oh, it is going to...

suck when we can't do that anymore.

What do you mean?

I'm about to marry your sister.

That's never stopped you before.

Yeah, I know, but it's real now,

so we got to stop.

You don't get to dump me.

Dump you?

We were never dating.

Seriously, I'm the one

who gets to say when it's over.

Unless of course you want me

to tell Kennedy.

Keep your f***ing mouth shut.

You understand me?

You know I like it rough.

We'll just talk about this

after the wedding, okay?

Yeah.

Hannah.

Hannah.

Hannah!

Oh, sh*t.

Ry, can you get me a towel?

Ry, hurry! I got soap in my eyes!

Thanks, babe.

Ry?

Problem with the flowers.

Sh*t.

Oh, sh*t.

I am in control. I am in control.

I...

am in control.

Now the real fun begins.

Okay,

this place is kind of a dump.

Okay.

Hey, f***-head.

What are you doing?

Nothing, just putting away my sh*t.

What sh*t?

I got lots of sh*t.

Don't worry about it.

You're full of sh*t,

is that what you're saying?

Got a f***ing problem?

- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey.

- Yeah, what are you...

Take it easy, all right?

Chet.

Yeah, no. We were just...

we were just messing around,

weren't we?

Yeah, that's right.

I was just f***ing with you.

All right.

Let's grab a drink

or something, relax.

Okay, Ry, let's get

some drinks in you, buddy.

- Come on.

- Yes, let's do it.

Let's get this party started.

Hey, man, you coming or what?

I'll be right out.

F***ing idiot.

I'm like, "That's not brown, buddy.

You want to see brown, I'll..."

You know what I mean?

Yeah, totally. I know that bit.

Good run?

Yeah, was very invigorating.

Yeah?

Hey, Em, where were you?

I went for a walk.

Yeah, I thought

I'd check the place out.

You see anything interesting?

Dude, what the f***'s up

with your cousin?

Oh, he's all right.

You just got to get to know him.

I think he's a creep.

But then so are most men.

See? I'm not the only one who thinks

he's a total f***ing whack job.

He's not that bad.

He just... I don't know...

runs with the wrong crowd.

Right.

Good guy to be stuck

out in the woods with.

Nice. Nice, Ry.

Hey, Chet, can you...

- Yep, yep. Yep.

- ...open this?

So, Ryan, how was your walk?

- Good. It was...

- Hey, Em,

you want to help me

take this stuff outside?

Sure.

Yeah, probably colder out there.

- Yeah, that's good.

- It's old.

F*** me,

she's still got a great ass.

Yeah, I guess.

I'm so going to tap that

this weekend.

- Good luck with that.

- Thanks.

You know, Kennedy's

a really great person.

Yeah, so I hear.

I'm just saying somebody

would have to be a real c*nt

to want to hurt her, you know.

Wow. Em, that's a...

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