Deadpool Page #5

The RIDER’s NECK is SLICED by the flying MOTORCYCLE CHAIN.

The DRIVER is half-way out the SUNROOF when the S.U.V. rollsover him. SQUISH.

The man who ate the CIGARETTE LIGHTER now eats pavement.

VX8 EXT. X-MANSION - DAY VX8

A sign reads ‘PROFESSOR XAVIER’S SCHOOL FOR GIFTED

YOUNGSTERS.

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REPORTER (O.S.)

Breaking news. A multicar collision

turns shots fired on the crosstown

expressway...

The sign sits on the perfectly manicured front lawn of thegorgeous Gothic X-MANSION.

VX8 INT. KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS VX8

The X-Men’s COLOSSUS. A GOOD-NATURED GIANT with CHROME METAL

FOR SKIN. BIG AS A BARN. OTHER-WORLDLY STRONG. He is

sitting in the kitchen, eating a bowl of GRAPE NUTS andfinishing a SUDOKU, his attention suddenly drawn to aTELEVISION SCREEN:

REPORTER:

The assailant appears to be wearing a...

COLOSSUS REPORTER (CONT'D)

Red suit? Red suit.

With an audible CRACK, the pencil in Colossus’ thick fingers

snaps. He rises, muttering Russian curses and stalks fromthe kitchen.

VC8 INT. HANGAR - MOMENTS LATER VC8

Massive STEEL BLAST DOORS emblazoned with a huge “X” slideopen to reveal COLOSSUS. He walks quickly and purposefullytowards a big plane in the center of the huge space: the

BLACKBIRD, the X-Men’s modified XR-71 jet transport.

Struggling to keep up with the giant’s long strides is asupernaturally CUTE, supernaturally DEADPAN 15-YEAR-OLD GIRL,

in an X-MEN outfit. NEGASONIC TEENAGE WARHEAD.

COLOSSUS:

I’ve given Deadpool every chance to join

us. And what is my reward? More

immaturity and criminality! When will he

finally grow up and see benefits of

becoming X-Man?

NTW:

Like... The house that blows up every few

years? The fashion-forward jump-suits?

I need to get myself kicked out of X-

School.

COLOSSUS:

But I thought you were at top of class.

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NTW:

Was that sarcasm? Awesome.

COLOSSUS:

You ate breakfast, yes? Breakfast is

most important meal of day.

(hands NTW a protein bar)

Here. Protein bar, good for bones.

Deadpool may try to break yours.

NTW shoves the bar in a pocket of her coat without breakingstride.

9 EXT. FREEWAY OVERPASS - MORNING 9

The S.U.V. slides to a halt ON ITS SIDE, PASSENGER WINDOWS

UP. The rest of the CONVOY is forced to stop BEHIND.

A BUNCH of MEN PILE OUT, each one carrying a BEASTLY GUN andPOINTING it STRAIGHT at the disabled S.U.V.

The last noise is made by one final dislodged HUBCAP, whichrattles in little circles until it lies FLAT on the freeway.

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