Deadpool Page #3
The Warlord manages to nod in acquiescence. Ajax smilesagain, lowers him gasping to the ground.
AJAX (CONT’D)
We appreciate your business.
Ajax spins and walks purposefully toward the line of waitingSUV’s.
The warlord angrily motions for his men to begin loading thecrates into the helicopter, which they do.
WARLORD:
(sotto voce)
F***ing mutant.
(CONTINUED)
Deadpool Final Shooting Script 11/16/15 7.
6 CONTINUED:
(2) 6Behind him the convoy of SUV’s and motorcycles pull out,
falling into line as they accelerate past the rows ofderelict aircraft.
7 EXT. FREEWAY OVERPASS - DAY 7
DEADPOOL watches as the convoy approaches. He CASUALLY getsup as if standing up out of an easy chair...
DEADPOOL:
On your mark, get set, go, let me go, let
me shoop...
He PIROUETTES, and DROPS an entire level DOWN...
THROUGH the SUNROOF of an ESCALADE. SMASH!
There are FOUR HUGE BAD-ASSES inside the S.U.V., two in
front, two behind. Deadpool lands back-middle in a HAILSTORMof GLASS. He stuns the men to both sides with elbows to the
face as he raises his arms in greeting.
DEADPOOL:
¡Hola! ¡Me llamo Piscina De La Muerte!
(subtitled, in YELLOW:)
Hello! My name is the Pool of Death.
There’s no easy way to say this. I’m
pregnant, Trevor.
(ALT:
)Any of you seen Green Lantern? Me
neither.
BOOM! MAYHEM ERUPTS as the two men in back find themselves
sharing a phone booth with the TASMANIAN DEVIL: ELBOWS.
FOREARMS. KNEES. CRACKING. CRUNCHING. SCREAMING.
From BEHIND, the Escalade BUCKS and BOUNCES down the road on
its suspension, almost CARTOON-LIKE.
A brutal punch spins Deadpool UPSIDE-DOWN, and he rolls withit, uses his FEET to BREAK the man’s NECK. The other man
stomps on his head, then drags him up and SMUSHES Deadpool’sface into the seat’s premium trim.
DEADPOOL (CONT’D)
Rich... Corinthian... Leather.
Deadpool HURLS the man through THROUGH the TAILGATE WINDOW.
The man clutches the TAILGATE, DRAGGED behind the S.U.V.
Deadpool sticks his head between the two guys in FRONT.
(CONTINUED)
Deadpool Final Shooting Script 11/16/15 8.
8 CONTINUED:
8DEADPOOL (CONT’D)
Scuse, por favor!
The DRIVER SLAMS Deadpool’s head into the console repeatedly.
DEADPOOL (CONT’D)
Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
Deadpool squirms away and WRESTLES VIOLENTLY with the guy inthe PASSENGER SEAT.
He GRABS the PASSENGER SEAT-BELT, TIES it around the guy’sANKLE, and KICKS him out the PASSENGER SIDE DOOR. The guy’sHEAD and SHOULDERS SMACK pavement, where he’s DRAGGEDmercilessly by his ANKLE - a modern COWBOY whose boot justgot stuck in his horse’s STIRRUP.
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