Dead or Alive 2: The Birds Page #4

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There are kids overseas

too poor to get medicine.

You know how we bump off some jerk...

...some idiot that

the world's better off without

for 3 million or so?

It's different from country to country...

...but in some places

a vaccination's only 30 yen.

With 3 million,

you could save 100,000 kids.

Pretty cool, huh?

Get rid of one jerk

and help 100,000 kids.

Shouldn't we do it?

It's unlike you

to come up with a plan.

Everybody changes.

You'd be happy if I joined you?

Not so much happy as...

Yeah, suppose so.

I owe you, anyway.

Why?

I'll come along.

Till I die.

Who sent you?

No one did.

How did you find us?

We just stumbled upon you.

We're pretty damn good.

BURKHARD COME VISIBLE TONIGH MONEY TRANSFER

It's time.

Jiro!

Jiro!

Jiro...

JIRO UMANAMI:

Hot...hahaha...hot...

Hahaha...hot...hahaha...

TARGET LOCATED!

What is it?

What do you want?

AUGUST'S MOST REQUESTED

HOST:
JIRO UMANAMI

YOU DID HIM, YEAH?

WRONG GUY?

What?

What do you want?

DEATH:

We did it at last.

We saved this many.

2 million a pop.

I've done twenty-three.

That's 46 million.

Then we've done thirteen together.

What's wrong?

Are you happy?

Of course.

That's good.

He's late.

Where's that blood coming from?

I was always ready

to be shot by some jerk.

Didn't think it'd end like this.

Stop scaring me.

You must've known.

That's why you're here.

Don't talk nonsense.

How bad is it?

Let's go see a doctor!

We're not burning money

to keep me alive!

It's a waste.

The world's better off without me.

Why?

You're wrong.

He's there.

Back to work.

Vaccines.

For the vaccines!

All that cash just to do this?

I hope we're not late.

If they ask for it back,

you pay the hotel.

- But it's your fault!

- So what?

Oh, sh*t.

Crowded...

...up here.

Seems that way.

I'm sorry.

What for?

Fried tofu udon.

As long as...

...there were plenty...

...of noodles...

...things were supposed to go well.

Is everything alright?

There's a lot of blood.

That much we know.

We're not dummies.

We're in the senior citizen seats.

There's nobody here, though, so it's okay.

Isn't it?

Shall I take it?

I'll do it. Get over there.

Stand together.

Okay, smile, and cheese.

Is everything okay?

Of course!

It'll come out fine!

It's fine. Don't worry.

Welcome aboard.

Everyone's worried about us.

Wonder if it's born yet?

Kohei's kid.

Maybe.

Hope it's okay.

Hope she's well too.

Don't worry.

Medicine's come a long way.

Babies are...cool.

I like their little fists.

Tiny fists.

Ready?

Three...two...one...

It's sweet.

So sweet.

You always have to be first.

I guess this means...

...we're going to hell.

I am, at least.

Well, if it comes to that...

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