Dead on Campus Page #5

Or at least some major making out. You need

to show these girls what you're made of.

What am I made of?

- Nat, you're, like, one of the

coolest chicks I've ever met,

and I roll with some

pretty cool peeps.

- I just can't imagine my mom

doing anything like this.

She was so... respectable.

She was also young.

- I guess...

- You know,

it'd be a shame if I had

to join without you.

- You got in?

- Delta Psi forever!

(Sophia laughing)

- Hey.

- Hi, little bro.

- How you doin'?

- How was your date?

- Good enough to get me

another one tonight.

Look at you!

- Yeah...

I hate to ask again, but...

- No, no, it's no problem.

- Thank you.

Thank you so much.

I will pay you back.

Yeah, I know you will.

Have fun.

- I will try to have fun.

Have a good day.

- OK, bye!

- The first time we met,

we both had the feeling

This could be it

This could be for all time

Now with regret

I can't see the reason

Just why I'm not yours

And you still aren't mine

Yes, I've been waiting for you

for all of my life

So lucky that you are here

And you've been waiting for me

for all of your life

Our only mistake

is the fear

Oh...

- Hey... What are you doing here?

- I'm so sorry.

Sophia gave me her key.

It's midnight movie night

at Delta Psi and she was on

dessert duty. May I?

Sure.

- Brownies...

- Double chocolate fudge.

- I love fudge.

- Who doesn't?

- Here, have another.

- Oh, thank you!

- Oh, I'm good.

- You sure?

Chocolate's a total turn-on.

Well... You two have fun.

(muttering)

- Whoa... Did you see that?

- See what?

- Oh, my God, they're

everywhere. Oh, my God!

- What?

- Get off! Get off!

- What are you... What's wrong?

- Hey there, stud!

(all laughing)

- (sister #1):
Sit down.

- (sister #2):
Have a seat.

(Sumner babbling)

(distorted voices)

What are you guys doing?

What's happening here?

- (sister):
Where are

you going, princess?

(Leanna):
You sexy beast!

- Stop it! What the hell

is wrong with you?

- That is no way

to talk to your sisters.

Sumner!

Sumner!

(door shutting)

His car's still there...

- (Nat):
Leave him alone!

- (sister):
All right, shut up.

(door opening)

- Natalie,

you have to see this.

- I've seen enough.

- You have to admit,

it's pretty funny.

- It's pretty messed up,

is what it is.

This'll go viral, for sure.

- You know what I think I might do?

Edit a little bit, add some music...

The brownies.

- You put something

in the brownies.

- She only did what she was

asked to do. Just like you.

- If I had known...

- Forget about him.

Now that you're with us,

you have your pick of the

hottest guy on campus.

Congratulations,

Natalie Kellison.

You are officially

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