Dead on Campus

(electronic music playing)

- Have you guys seen Billy?

- Nope.

(beatboxing)

Natalie!

Where you been, girl?

(laughing)

Hey... Have you seen Billy?

- Uh... No. Come have

a drink with me!

- You know I don't drink.

- It's never too late to start.

You've got

college to think about.

- I've got sleep to think about.

- Come on! Summer's almost over.

I mean, this is our last

high school party ever!

(all cheering)

Oh, my bad...

...Billy?

Natalie! Uh...

Natalie wait, I can explain!

- Really?

- Well, no... I'm sorry, OK?

- No, it's not OK.

It's the opposite of OK.

- I didn't mean to, she just...

- What, she assaulted you? Do

you want me to call the cops?

- Look, it just happened,

all right?

- Why did you even want

to be with me?

- I've never dated a smart girl

before, only hot ones.

- Good God!

- I didn't mean to, I...

Can you just...

- Thanks.

- I always got your back.

(Alexa):
That's her.

- Are you sure

she's the right girl?

She is perfect.

She is pretty.

- Ms. Natalie Kellison

is just the right bait

to catch our little fish.

- Oh, I thought you were

going to call?

Sorry, battery died... again.

Oh. You need a new phone.

I need a new life.

- You, uh, wanna talk about it?

(sighing)

- Hey, Natalie.

- Didn't realize it was a date night.

- No, no, we were just, uh...

- I really don't need to know.

Nat...

(crying quietly)

- (Nikki):
Did Billy

call you yet?

- My phone's dead.

Hopefully, so is he.

- Dude, that kid

was training wheels.

You're going to be getting

so much action in college.

Ivy League action.

- Hey, guys are the last thing

on my mind right now.

I just want to get

out of this town.

I feel.

So, how's

the old man taking it,

you leaving and all?

- He'll be fine.

He's got his girlfriend.

- Jenny seems cool. Why you gotta

be hating on her all the time?

- I don't know,

she's just...

...Not your mom?

I miss her so much.

I know.

- She'd be so stoked

to see you right now,

following in her footsteps.

Speaking of which...

Check this out.

- Dude, I don't read Latin.

- Dude, it's Greek.

Delta Psi Beta.

- A sorority? - Only the most

prestigious one in the country.

- Why would you wanna hang out with a

bunch of whack-ass prepster girls?

My mom was a Delta Psi.

- Still...

- I mean, my mom used to say

that her sorority sisters

were closer to her

an her own family.

- Going away,

I'm going away

It's been good being home

but I'm moving on

(mouthing)

And I know that it's been

So long

Yeah, I've got this fear

but I can't face it here

Oh, this time

I won't look back

I won't look back

- Check the glove box.

Sweet!

Awesome...

- I got myself one too so we can

do that video chat thing.

...If you want.

- Maybe.

- If you're not too cool.

- Thanks, Dad!

(cheering)

Charming.

This is it, huh?

This is it!

Oh, leave it, Dad,

I'll do it later.

So, who's your roommate?

- Her name's Sophia.

We Skyped.

She seems chill.

I'll be fine, Dad.

I know you will.

Your mom would be

so damn proud.

You think?

- She loved this school.

Really loved the sorority.

- Thanks, Dad -

for everything.

- No speeches.

- Your restraint

is admirable.

- Call me, OK?

I mean, when you have time?

On the new phone.

Going away, I'm going away

It's been good being home

But I'm moving on

And I know that

it's been so long

All right.

Yeah, I've got this fear

but I can't face it here

Oh, this time

I won't look back

I won't look back

- How can you be sure

he'll go for her?

- A little program I acquired.

It's the same algorithms

they use on those

dating sites. Here, look.

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