
Dead on Campus
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- Year:
- 2014
- 88 min
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(electronic music playing)
- Have you guys seen Billy?
- Nope.
(beatboxing)
Natalie!
Where you been, girl?
(laughing)
Hey... Have you seen Billy?
- Uh... No. Come have
a drink with me!
- You know I don't drink.
- It's never too late to start.
You've got
college to think about.
- I've got sleep to think about.
- Come on! Summer's almost over.
I mean, this is our last
(all cheering)
Oh, my bad...
...Billy?
Natalie! Uh...
Natalie wait, I can explain!
- Really?
- Well, no... I'm sorry, OK?
- No, it's not OK.
It's the opposite of OK.
- I didn't mean to, she just...
- What, she assaulted you? Do
you want me to call the cops?
- Look, it just happened,
all right?
- Why did you even want
to be with me?
- I've never dated a smart girl
before, only hot ones.
- Good God!
- I didn't mean to, I...
Can you just...
- Thanks.
- I always got your back.
(Alexa):
That's her.- Are you sure
she's the right girl?
She is perfect.
She is pretty.
- Ms. Natalie Kellison
is just the right bait
- Oh, I thought you were
going to call?
Sorry, battery died... again.
Oh. You need a new phone.
I need a new life.
- You, uh, wanna talk about it?
(sighing)
- Hey, Natalie.
- Didn't realize it was a date night.
- No, no, we were just, uh...
- I really don't need to know.
Nat...
(crying quietly)
- (Nikki):
Did Billycall you yet?
- My phone's dead.
Hopefully, so is he.
- Dude, that kid
was training wheels.
You're going to be getting
so much action in college.
Ivy League action.
- Hey, guys are the last thing
on my mind right now.
I just want to get
out of this town.
I feel.
So, how's
the old man taking it,
you leaving and all?
- He'll be fine.
He's got his girlfriend.
- Jenny seems cool. Why you gotta
be hating on her all the time?
- I don't know,
she's just...
...Not your mom?
I miss her so much.
I know.
- She'd be so stoked
to see you right now,
following in her footsteps.
Speaking of which...
Check this out.
- Dude, I don't read Latin.
- Dude, it's Greek.
Delta Psi Beta.
- A sorority? - Only the most
prestigious one in the country.
- Why would you wanna hang out with a
bunch of whack-ass prepster girls?
My mom was a Delta Psi.
- Still...
- I mean, my mom used to say
that her sorority sisters
were closer to her
an her own family.
- Going away,
I'm going away
It's been good being home
but I'm moving on
(mouthing)
And I know that it's been
So long
Yeah, I've got this fear
but I can't face it here
Oh, this time
I won't look back
I won't look back
Sweet!
Awesome...
- I got myself one too so we can
do that video chat thing.
...If you want.
- Maybe.
- If you're not too cool.
- Thanks, Dad!
(cheering)
Charming.
This is it, huh?
This is it!
Oh, leave it, Dad,
I'll do it later.
So, who's your roommate?
- Her name's Sophia.
We Skyped.
She seems chill.
I'll be fine, Dad.
I know you will.
Your mom would be
so damn proud.
You think?
- She loved this school.
Really loved the sorority.
- Thanks, Dad -
for everything.
- No speeches.
- Your restraint
is admirable.
- Call me, OK?
I mean, when you have time?
On the new phone.
Going away, I'm going away
It's been good being home
But I'm moving on
And I know that
it's been so long
All right.
Yeah, I've got this fear
but I can't face it here
Oh, this time
I won't look back
I won't look back
- How can you be sure
he'll go for her?
- A little program I acquired.
It's the same algorithms
they use on those
dating sites. Here, look.
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