Date Night Page #2
gave a press conference.
-Hey.
-Hey. Just gonna catch the sports.
l made this city a promise
And let me tell you something, folks.
This broom and l,
we don't break our promises.
Really? The broom promises?
-l'm gonna head up.
-Okay. l'll be up in a sec.
We don't break our promises!
-Oh!
-''Oh,'' what?
No, no, no, no.
You just put in your mouth guard.
That usually means we're not gonna.. .
You know.
Oh! Oh, no, we could.. .
Really? Only if you're into it. l mean.. .
No, l.. . No, l would love to. Let me just
get the lights.
(EX CLAlMS lN DlSGUST)
Okay, you know what? No. lt's.. .
Honey, l'm totally fine if we don't.
No, l just.. . l would.. .
No, l would love to.
Let me just get my head around it, 'cause.. .
Okay. We don't.. .
Honey, it's fine. Seriously.
No, it's totally cool if we don't.
Are you sure?
made me kind of gassy.
-Let's use a rain check.
-Okay.
-Are you sure?
-l will light up your life next time.
-Or we could just keep it uh-town?
-What?
-Keep it uptown? Do the fast version?
-No, it's okay.
(GROANlNG)
(BOTH SlGHlNG)
-'Cause l could rally.. .
-Nah, l'm good.
Okay.
''Nasrin's feet and tender breasts ached
''as she tramped through
the unforgiving terrain.
''Blood trickled down her leg to the ground,
''leaving one bright red spot of life
amidst unending emptiness."
-Thanks for reading aloud, Phil.
-lt's okay.
l mean, to walk 20 miles for water,
and then to suddenly discover
that you're menstruating?
-Oh, my God. l could not stop crying.
-Me, too.
l literally could not stop crying.
Me, too, but figuratively.
No. No, literally.
l literally could not stop crying.
Quite sad.
-Quite sad?
-Mmm.
What he means is it's really very moving.
Yeah.
You have no idea what it is like
to be a teenage girl having your first period
under Taliban rule.
That is true.
And neither do you.
Mmm, but.. .
-Hey, Phil, can l get a hand in the garage?
-Yes, please. Yes. Thank you.
Okay. Excuse me, ladies.
(MUTTERlNG) Oh, my God.
-Do you have your period now?
-Yeah.
PHlL:
You should really read this.lt's about a girl
getting her period in the desert.
Can't wait. l don't know how you agree
to still do those book clubs, buddy.
Well, that's marriage, right?
Sometimes you do stuff
you don't wanna do.
-Not me. Not anymore.
-What.. . What do you mean?
Haley and l are splitting.
What?
-But you guys are happy.
-No, Phil, we're not.
No, no, no. No, you guys are really happy.
No, Phil, we're really not.
Brad, okay, well,
why are we here, then, in your house,
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