Date Night

(BLlTZKRlEG BOPPLAYlNG)

Hey ho! Let's go

Hey ho! Let's go

Dad?

Mom? Can l have breakfast?

-Honey, don't move.

-CHARLOTTE:
Mommy! Daddy!

-Piledriver!

-(GROANS )

-l love you!

-How do you have so many knees?

-lncoming!

-(GROANS ) Okay! Yes!

Charlotte, sweetie,

l'll make you breakfast in just a sec.

Ah! l'm up. l'm up.

l'm up. Oh, boy!

(CHARLOTTE WHOOPlNG)

-(SlGHS ) Here we go.

-lt begins.

They're forming in a straight line

They're going through a tight wind

The kids are losing their minds

Blitzkrieg Bop

They're piling in the backseat

-Mom, can l have pizza for breakfast?

-Yeah!

-Really?

-No.

(SNARLlNG)

-Charlotte, get off the chair.

-(DEFlANTLY) No way!

-Charlotte, l'm going to count to three.

-No, Mom !

-Here we go.

-One.. .

-Mom.. .

-...two...

-Mom !

-.. .three.

(GRUNTS )

-Did you one-two-three her?

-lt works every time.

l'll start on the lunches if you want.

-Yeah, okay. Okay.

-(SlGHlNG) Okay.

(GROANlNG)

(SlGHS )

What they want, l don't know

They're all revved up and ready to go

They're forming in a straight line

They're going through a tight wind

Ah, thanks for getting it started for me.

-Sure you don't want me to finish up?

-No, l got it.

You know, Ollie won't eat it

if the jelly bleeds over,

so it's just easier if l do it.

Wait. Come here. Crooked.

-Okay.

-Okay.

Oh, that plaster is really cracking.

We gotta get that leak fixed.

-Have you.. .

-Yeah, he's coming on Tuesday.

-What about the spider nests?

-Called the guy.

-All right, bye.

-Bye.

PHlL:
.. .one and change.

We subtract from that line 42.

Well, it looks like we will be able

to get you a refund of about $600.

-Shut up.

-Shut up!

-Shut up! Shut up!

-Yeah, right?

-l'm not gonna shut up.

-MAN:
See that?

You're making my lady excited, you!

-(SQUEALlNG)

-l like you!

l'm glad you're happy.

-l know.

-We're going kiteboarding in Spain.

-Guys? Guys?

-MAN:
How sexy is that?

Guys, you know what would be

even sexier than that?

ls starting a Roth lRA.

Oh, my God. When we're there,

we could, like, do it on the beach,

like, 20 times.

Yeah, l'm gonna go with that.

You know what l mean, Phil?

-You would, too, wouldn't you?

-Well, food for thought.

MAN:
Twenty times with her? Yeah?

WOMAN:
Jinx.

CLAlRE:
As you can see,

the floors are all pickled oak.

This house was originally listed

at $1 .8 million,

but now it's $320,000.

You know,

l think it might come down more.

-So do l.

-Good call.

Better to wait it out.

And you call this Byzantine?

Byzantine, Mediterranean.

Whatever you need it to be.

Hello, my peeps.

The Fosters, l love them.

-Dad, come play Legos with me.

-Yes, yes, l will.

But l am going to lapse

into a mini coma for just a second,

and then we're gonna

have the best Lego battle ever.

Fosters! What up?

Hey, Katy. Everything okay next door?

Yeah. Wait, you guys

still need me to baby-sit, right?

lsn't it date night?

Yes, date night. Of course.

(UNENTHUSlASTlCALLY)

Hey! Yay! That's right. Date night.

Thank you for coming, Katy,

so we can go on date night.

Are you two okay?

Sure. No. Listen, honey, if you're too tired.. .

No, l'm good. l'm good.

l've been looking forward to this all week.

Unless you're too tired.

No! lt'll be fun, right? We should go.

We should go. Should we go?

Right? We should go. We should go.

(SOFT PlANO MUSlC PLAYlNG)

(PATRONS CHATTERlNG)

How're the potato skins

and salmon treating you, Fosters?

-Just great, Mike. Thanks so much.

-Very good. Thanks.

Hey, on Sunday,

Ollie's friend Haden has a birthday party.

Bowling, bouncy house, face painting?

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