Date and Switch Page #3

it's a tight stomach.

I don't know what to tell you.

Like, it's nice.

No, no, no. Dude, this is fine. It's good.

- I get it. You like d*cks now.

- Yeah.

You are a man who aspires to handle

the scrotums of other men in his free time.

Listen, I haven't got that far. I don't

really know how I feel about scrotums.

Look, all I know...

- ...is that this has to stay a secret.

- Yeah.

I'm not ready for, like,

the big gay coming-out sh*t.

- Know what I mean?

- Sure. Yeah.

And seriously, you can tell me,

like, are we cool?

Yeah, dude.

You're my best friend, man.

Everything's...

- It's cool, man.

- Yeah?

Hey, man, um, I know I dropped a big

fat f***ing gay bomb on you tonight.

I don't know if things

ended right or whatever...

...but, uh, look, dude, I don't want sh*t

to be awkward or weird, you know?

Not that it would be.

But, um, you should give me

a call when you get this.

Long awkward message.

Sorry. Bye.

How do they know that dog is gay?

- Michael, you left your back...

- Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.

- ...pack in the....

- So hello, Dad.

How are things?

They're wonderful, son.

How are things with you?

Well. They're well, thank you.

Excellent. I'm glad to hear that.

- I'm just gonna set this down now.

- Sure. Cool. Cool.

Oh, yeah. F*** that cock. Yeah.

Is there anything

you'd like to talk to me about?

Oh, no. Nothing. Nothing at all.

Choke on that horse dick. Oh, yeah.

Michael, I want you to know

there's nothing wrong...

- ...with what you're doing.

- I'm not doing what you think.

It's a very natural urge at your age,

a curiosity.

Or, you know,

it could be more than that.

And if it is, I'm 100 percent

okay with that too.

No, you don't have to be okay with

anything because this is nothing. Really.

- Do you wanna talk about it?

- No.

Because this is just a bunch of research.

Nothing more.

Just non-sexual research.

I'm living in your a**hole.

That a**hole is where my dick lives.

Okay.

When you're ready

and you wanna talk, I'm here.

I love you and nothing can change that.

Remember that. I'm proud of you.

Oh, yeah. I'm choking on your cum.

Thanks.

Uh, could you knock before

coming in here in the future?

Of course. You stay strong.

Um, if you need space,

you can put some stuff in my locker.

Thanks. There's so much sh*t in here.

My dad gave me his old cameras

for photography class...

...what I didn't tell him

is for my project...

...I'm actually gonna take pictures

of these cameras using my phone.

- That is so sad for those cameras.

- Yeah, getting old sucks.

- Hey, can I talk to you about something?

- Sure.

So Matty told me about the thing.

What thing?

The thing, about the gayness

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