Dark Ride Page #3
- R
- Year:
- 2006
- 94 min
- 109 Views
- No, I didn't, a**hole.
- Cathy:
What happened?You should have seen
the guy in there, man.
He was talking to us about coupons,
about gas in this town.
Steve:
We got a coupon for a restaurant.
- Liz, where's Bill?
- I don't know.
- I thought he was with you.
Look at this.
Look at what I found in the bathroom.
Liz:
What, another STD?
- (Cathy laughs) Another STD?
- Another?
"Bleedings from Asbury Park,
the Jersey shore's infamous
historic attraction.
for your horrific pleasure,
the Dark Ride celebrates
its grand reopening
April 17. "
Let me see that, dude.
I know about this thing.
- Really?
- And that makes you cool how?
- Blow me.
Very lame.
There's things like this
Yeah, and Ferris wheels.
(both yell)
Okay, wait.
What is a dark ride?
It's the horror attraction
at amusement parks or boardwalks.
Yeah, it's like that
"Little Rascals" episode
from the '20s
on Coney Island.
Didn't catch it.
It's basically carts on tracks,
slamming through doors.
I love those things.
They're so scary.
No, I read
about this place.
Something happened in there.
This is the real thing.
The place had been shut down
for 20 years.
it's opened since.
Well, it must have been
quite a something
for that long.
(lock buzzes)
(chain clinking)
(knocking)
Yoo-hoo!
Anybody home?
(door creaking)
Strictly vegetarian,
my ass.
Why is this freak always
on the floor?
I know your face is
all f***ed up,
but you don't
gotta hide from us.
We're your friends,
buddy.
What's the matter?
You don't fancy
the accommodations, sir?
Your mattress too soft?
No chocolate
on the pillows?
They've been keeping you
on carrots and codeine
for a long time now.
I know you don't think
you're special.
Seems to me it's
about time for a change.
You hear me, freak?
I think some good old
USDA prime beef
might be just
what the doctor ordered.
A little bit of iron
Let's get out of here.
This is a stupid idea.
Look at his ears.
I think he's deaf.
He don't give a sh*t
what you feed him.
What? I hear vegetarians
get sick if they eat meat.
I just wanna see
if that's true, is all.
I mean,
this is a hospital.
a little bit of a scientific experiment.
He's a zombie.
Let's go and mess with the girls.
That's more fun.
What, you're in a rush now?
We got all night.
Give me that meat.
Oh, yeah.
Dinnertime, d*ckhead.
What's the matter?
Is it too bloody for you?
A little bit too rare?
You want me to send it
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