Dark Horse Page #3

take you by surprise, I mean, like,

totally wild and crazy, I know.

I'm just a dark horse

at heart, but I always

just tell myself,

"Abe, go for it!"

Uh-huh.

Miranda, I wanna marry you.

Will you accept?

Don't say anything.

Just think about it.

I know. It's totally

crazy. I know.

I just wanted to put it out

there, let you know how I feel.

But let's just push

that aside for now.

You wanna go to the movies?

Go to the mall or something?

Pick up some tacos?

Hi, there.

Did you have a nice day?

[Male on TV]

Raisins give me gas.

[Female on TV] They do?

Yes, mom.

But they never gave you gas

when you were a little boy.

Yeah, well, they give me gas

now, so, please, no raisins.

Okay, then, I'll

just leave them on

the side and give you

some prunes instead.

Prunes? I don't

want any prunes.

You finish the spreadsheets?

Yes.

Well, then, where are they?

The computer's jammed.

As soon as I fix it,

I'll email them to you.

- "Jammed?"

- Yeah, jammed.

There's a technical

glitch in the software.

I told you, I need this stuff

done, today, the latest.

Yeah, well, it's not

like it's my fault!

Well, then, who's fault is it?

I can't take anymore

of this crap!

You always blame

me for everything!

Well, f*** you! I quit!

Fine!

And you can pack up

and move out

of the house

while you're at it!

And you can program the TiVo yourself!

[Door slamming]

[Car alarm chirps]

George Clooney.

Nicole Kidman.

Brad Pitt.

[Car alarm chirps]

Abe? Honey? Is everything...

[male on TV]

What the hell are you doing?

[Woman on TV] I want a divorce.

[Knock on door]

What do you want?

Honey...?

Talk to me.

Dad's such an a**hole.

I know, honey.

I hate him.

I know.

I mean, like, I'm

always so nice to him.

Like showing him how to work

the TiVo, and other stuff.

I know.

I'm moving out.

Where you gonna go?

Away. As far away

as possible.

Do you need any money?

I have savings. I don't

need anyone's help.

I mean, like, mom, I'm...

Remember, I'm always

here for you.

Mom.

Yes, honey?

Actually, you know, you never did

pay up for my backgammon winnings.

Oh, well, I'll write you

a check in the morning.

$845, as of October 4th.

You're always so good

with dates and numbers.

Hey, you wanna play

a quick round, just for fun?

First, the check.

Can I pay you in installments?

Otherwise, if your

father finds out...

he won't.

Don't leave us.

Please.

Where are you gonna go?

I haven't decided yet.

Maybe France.

The dollar's not so

strong these days.

I can go to Mexico.

But you hate the heat.

They have air conditioning

there, in some places.

Then go to Mexico.

If that's what you need to

get out of your system.

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