Daria: Is It College Yet? Page #6

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that really slow truck.

Daria, if you like, maybe we could stay on an extra day.

Um, I don't think the Admissions Office is open on Saturday.

Oh, dear. Well, let's at least drive through the campus and try to get some

sense of it.

Wow, deserted.

Daria, just let me know if you want to pull over.

Good thing we didn't get to Bromwell this late, huh?

Janet, about our... situation, and all. I was thinking... things are moving

awfully fast.

Exactly. None of this long engagement crap. We've got to get cranking before my

eggs dry up!

Janet, we really have to talk.

We'll live at my house. Your house, with all those plants and macram...

See, Janet, that's what I mean. This talk about moving in...

Now, about the honeymoon, I've always had an itch to learn parasailing.

Oh, dear!

Absolutely, Eric! Accidents can happen. Listen, they're bound to have pictures

of seagulls covered in oil; maybe we can have pictures of sailors covered in

guano. Okay, Eric, bye.

Daria, how was your trip?

Let's see. We spent so much time at Bromwell that we only had time for the

drive-by tour of Raft, but I can safely report it has nice smooth roads.

Oh, that's a shame. But, at least you got to see Bromwell. What did you think?

Well, it's pretty obvious you have to be in Who's Who to teach there, the

libraries are big enough to park a jumbo jet in, and what can I say about the

dorm room's high speed computer lines, except that hacking the Pentagon just got

a whole lot easier.

That sounds wonderful!

Yeah. The only drawback is trying to find your classes through the fog of smugness.

Yes, it's a small price to pay for a Bromwell education.

So you don't care either that I never got to see Raft.

What?

Hey, Daria! Guess what came in the mail? The Middleton course catalog! And guess

what? They've eliminated all the requirements, so you can take whatever you want!

You know, Bromwell isn't the only university in the world.

Bromwell? I was talking about Middleton.

Wait a minute! Bromwell's not a military school! Yeah, Bromwell! Great idea, Daria!

Leave me alone.

What's the matter with her?

"Will you accept our gift of a dollar just to answer a few simple questions

about potency?" Yeah!

Hey, Quinn, glad you could make it. These are my friends, Cain and Don.

What's your major?

Um, I don't have a major per se. I'm kind of still in high school.

High school? Lucky... not!

But I'm planning on going to college.

College is absolutely essential. The concerts and parties are so much better.

I know. I heard "Boys R Guys" are coming.

Yeah. Can you believe it? Are they bad enough?

Awful.

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