Dangerous When Wet Page #5
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I'm coming, I'm coming.
You gotta give back
the money on that girdle endorsement.
I can't wear it. I'm sorry.
Fine thing I get to endorse seasick pills.
I like them.
Listen, you can hear the band now.
I pay good dollars
for the best band in Southampton...
...you can't see them.
- Let's get closer.
I know they're there. I can hear them.
Grab my hand, I'll blaze a trail.
Take it easy, now.
- We're here.
- All together. Don't get lost. Come on.
Hold hands, now,
we're in a strange country.
Now, listen, listen, all of you.
Remember, you're homespun, wholesome,
and you love Liquapep. Remember that.
Now, will the band
kindly stop playing, please?
Will the band kindly stop playing, please?
Quiet!
Thank you.
Mayor Fitzwilliams-Peckham...
to introduce the Higgins family.
How do you do?
It gives me great pleasure to welcome you
to England.
Thank you.
Thank you. And now, America's own...
...Miss Kathryn Higgins has a few
words to say.
- A few words? I don't know have anything...
- Why didn't you tell me?
- You can read it. There it is.
"Your Honor, ladies and gentlemen..."
I can't read it.
Here, here. There.
"It is indeed a privilege
...and see your smiling faces.
You have no idea...
...how thrilled we were at our first glimpse
of your sparkling shores..."
Folks, wherever you are,
we're very happy to be here...
...and we'll do our best
to swim your channel. Thank you.
After all, it's only water.
That's pretty funny.
Well, like I said, it's only water.
But there's so much of it.
Hey, look, Ma.
Which one of you is gonna
make the attempt?
The whole family, Mac.
The Liquapep family.
I wish you good luck.
Thirty miles, a fine swim for anyone.
Thirty miles?
Thirty?
You said it was only 20 miles.
Well, it is only 20. I read it.
I can prove it to you on a map.
That's as the sea gull flies.
The average swim is 30.
Sometimes a wee bit more.
You cannot swim in a straight line.
You have to zigzag with the currents.
I've seen them come and I've seen them go
and there's many I've helped drag out...
...more dead than alive.
But, as I say, good luck to you.
Morning.
The Egyptian entrant.
German.
Danish...
...Canadian, Argentinean, Brazilian.
English, Norwegian, Finnish, French.
Hey, bonjour, kid.
"Belle Blanche."
One, two, three, four, five.
Hey, four more letters than Liquapep.
Excuse me, sir.
Just one more question, please.
What is the longest channel swim
on record?
42 miles.
You mean I have to row 42 miles?
Well, we conquered the Winapoochet.
We'll conquer the channel.
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