
Dangerous When Wet
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- 1953
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I got out of bed on the right side
On the bright side
On the light side
I got out of bed on the right side
And I'm havin' a wonderful day
I sang a duet with the rooster
I'm a booster
Of the rooster
But he doesn't crow like he useter
Couldn't handle my yodel-ee-ay
Who cares if the sun ain't shinin'?
The eggs are beamin' sunny-side up
And as for a silver linin'
The coffee's steamin' money-side up
When day rolls around to the night side
If I still seem on the bright side
I don't wanna sound on the trite side
But I figure it happened this way
I got out of bed on the right side
And I'm havin' a wonderful day
One, two, three, four.
Two, two, three, four.
Three, two, three, four.
Four, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four.
Two, two, three, four.
Three, two, three, four.
Four, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four.
Two, two, three, four.
Three, two, three, four.
Four, two, three, go.
What's so interesting?
Clover and alfalfa diets
as opposed to non-legumes.
I'm not so sure I agree, though.
Katy, you can't learn dairy farming
out of books.
Anyway, what about doing your 10 laps?
Pa, do I have to?
Yesterday, you didn't swim a stroke,
nor the day before. You're getting unglued.
You're getting soft.
Remember the family motto.
"Take care of the body."
- Right.
- The brain will take care of itself.
I never said that.
I'm not getting soft, Pa.
Good girl. Katy.
Oh, all right.
Breakfast in 15 minutes.
I don't wanna sound on the trite side
But I figure it happened this way
I got out of bed on the right side
And I'm havin' a wonderful day
Hey, look out.
Hey, come on, bossy, mush.
Get out.
Come on, hay-burner,
let's get this show on the road here.
Come on, don't just stand there, move.
Ask her to move
like a gentleman.
That's no gentleman, it's a cow.
Joke over.
Come on, come on. Hurry up. This way.
- Farmer's daughter?
- Hey, come here.
And the traveling salesman.
Second joke over.
Come on, that's the way.
- That's pretty cute.
- Thank you.
- You too.
- And stay out of the road, girls.
Say, honey, we're gonna be in town
this afternoon. Maybe I'll be seeing you.
- I wouldn't count on it.
- Why? You gonna milk the cows?
No, they're very clever,
they milk themselves.
Hey, the farm girl's right with it.
- Yes, sirree.
- Look, why don't you change your mind?
We got a great little show whipped up,
courtesy of that boon to mankind, Liquapep.
Here, let me show you.
If you're weak, puny or undeveloped,
you take two tablespoons full...
Well, I guess you don't need this.
Come on to the show
anyway, will you?
We could have a nice chop suey dinner
afterward. What do you say?
- Well, I'll tell you what.
- Yeah?
There's a drugstore on the corner
of Main Street and Elm.
And you wait outside. And wear a white
carnation in your lapel so I'll know you.
Now, don't go away.
However, if I'm not there by Thursday,
you'll know something happened, huh?
Boy, she is with it.
- Junior, pass the blackstrap.
- Wheat germ, please.
- Hey, look, a double yolk.
- Find out who laid it.
We'll segregate her and study her diet.
Probably Becky.
She always puts her heart in her work.
Ma, can I have some more yogurt?
Now, that's what our cows need.
- Yogurt?
- No, an imported Jersey sire.
- Look, isn't he beautiful?
- You know what an imported sire costs?
I know what Sir John of Ralwyn costs.
If we bred our girls with a prize package
like Sir John...
...we'd have the richest milk
in the country.
Where do you expect to get the money?
Well, I haven't worked that out yet.
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