Dance Flick Page #6

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Now, remember, we got

basketball practice this afternoon, huh?

Lady-killer.

Excuse me!

This is the dancers' table, and from

what I understand, you no longer dance.

- Damn, Nora, you are so mean.

- Not mean. Just real.

Come on.

Don't worry about Nora.

She is all bark and no bite.

Besides, those are the rich b*tches...

...and you don't wanna

sit with them anyway.

Now, this is us, right over here.

Holla, holla, holla, holla!

Now, these are my roll dogs.

This is Uglisha and what's her name.

- Hey, girl!

- Hey, girl!

Wait, you don't know her name?

I thought they were your friends.

No, no, girl. I didn't say they were

my friends. I said I roll with them.

You see, I hang out with them because

they make me look better.

Now, what would I be doing being

friends with a b*tch with a keloid...

...and some run-over shoes?

Look at her shoes. They tragic. God.

Uno!

What an a**hole.

Who, girl? 'Cause you know in this

school you got to be more specific.

- Him.

- You talking about the corny brother...

...with the Cosby sweater

and the Dumbo ears?

Yeah. The one with the dried lips,

big forehead, and ashy knuckles?

That's my brother.

No, I wasn't talking about him. Him.

I don't usually do it.

- Cousin.

- Him.

- Yo, really?

- Nephew.

I'm really sorry.

I don't mean to offend you...

Oh, girl, I'm just messing with you!

She got you, girl. She got you good.

Yeah, she's like, "I'm surrounded by

black girls. Backpedal, backpedal. "

I think she's sweating Tang.

- She's so crazy.

- Scared me.

- They like my little minions, you see?

- Yeah. It's fun...

Come on, guys! Yeah!

All right.

Baby, look at me...

I'm just an average teen...

In gym class I watch you undress...

It's no secret that

fashion is my interest...

I got something in me...

I'm gonna set it free...

I'm Lance from 'N Sync's

number one fan...

Don't you know I love Bass

Now you know that I'm gay...

Flame...

I'll be gay forever...

I will always love guys...

Guys...

I'll wear chaps made of leather...

Do you think Tom Cruise is bi?

Gay...

Brokeback Mountain was heaven...

Is Ryan Seacrest straight?

Flame...

I'm gonna love men forever...

Baby, remember, I'm gay...

Remember, he's a member

Remember, he's a member...

Remember, he's a member...

I'm gay...

- Remember, I'm gay

- Gay!

One of you lucky boys is gonna be

my partner in the big showcase.

Now let's get started. You.

Go get her.

Next!

Yeah, you better be smiling.

Stop shaking.

Man up, dude! Come on, guys,

I weigh exactly 97.2 pounds.

I had one grape this morning, one!

- We're out of here.

- Guys, no! Don't go!

Save it, lard ass.

My life is over.

- I'll do it.

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