Dance Flick Page #5

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own foot off, sir, to show my love to you.

I love me some massa. No, Massa. No!

Integrity.

Attention, ladies!

Everybody take your place.

I am your dance instructor...

Ms. Camelto.

Now, I'm sure most of you have heard...

...that I have a huge count...

Excuse me, country music collection...

...but that's irrelevant.

I have one interest here today...

...and that one interest is dance.

I wanna see you dance and I wanna

see you smile. Understood?

I barely saw you there. You look like

a needle. You look like a gutted worm.

You look like the number 11.

What are you, Mary-Kate or Ashley?

I've inserted tampons bigger than you!

I don't teach by the pound.

You, shave it!

What do you think this is,

Busch Gardens? Trim it!

Flatten it. Look who freed Willy!

Whale spotting! Grecian tanker!

You've got more chins than a Chinese

phone book.

How about some butter for those rolls?

We do the mashed potato here,

we don't eat the mashed potato.

Please. You gonna keep the baby?

I hope so.

And what's your situation? Did you

grow up next to a nuclear power plant?

You look like you were yanked

through a closed door.

You know, you're never gonna make it

as a dancer, Sister Sledge.

If I were you, I'd kill myself.

My life is over!

- Oh, my God!

- Oh, my God!

It was a metaphor!

Girls, if you wanna have a successful

senior showcase...

...you're gonna have to step it up.

Nora, show them how it's done.

Be a tree.

A cloud.

An earthworm. An acorn.

- Wow, she's amazing.

- A pair of lips.

That's Nora, she's a triple threat.

- She acts, sings, and dances.

- You're a cup of coffee.

She's won every competition out there.

Excellent, Nora, excellent!

Perfect, perfect, perfect.

Brilliant, A-plus!

Now, for the rest of you cows...

I want you to follow me over here

to the balance beam.

All right, that's good, Jack, that's good.

Now, take it to the right.

Take it to the right.

Now the left, come on!

All right, now bring it up the middle.

Let's go, come on.

Jeez, give me that.

You have got to take your ball

and drive it hard into your opponent!

And I mean drive it long and hard.

Let's go again.

- Dad, can I ask you a question?

- Yeah, shoot.

Did you ever wanna try something new...

...but were afraid of what your friends

might think?

What, like bonking a hooker?

Nothing wrong with that.

Your first time should be special.

No, that's not what I mean.

Did you ever wanna try something

other than basketball?

Like having a strong man pin you down?

His hot breath breathing down your neck

as you struggle to the ground...

I know what you're getting at.

If you wanna join the wrestling team,

you have my full support.

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