Cyrus Page #4

and I-I sat you down,

and I just started blabbing

all about my life.

I get overly excited sometimes,

and I apologize.

I honestly am curious

to hear about you...

and, you know,

just want to-- want to hear more about your life.

Well, uh, let's see.

I'm-I'm an editor.

I do freelance

editing work. Um--

I like to go to the movies.

I've got a pretty good DVD collection.

I mean, what--

what else do you

want to know?

I don't want to know

what you do.

I want to know what you are.

Who you are.

That's more what I'm--

what I'm interested in.

Are we really gonna-- You want me to?

Okay. I'm, uh-- I'm--

I'm divorced.

I got divorced, like,

seven years ago.

And it wasn't my idea.

It was--

You know, I got left.

Uh, I was kind of digging

myself into a hole with my life,

and my wife at the time

was not happy with it.

Told me so. Said to work it out.

I didn't work it out.

I ran away from her

emotionally...

and made a huge mistake...

and have been in kind of a dark,

existential place, to tell you the truth.

And then I met your mom

at a party,

and, I don't know.

Seems like things are looking up

for the first time in a long time.

That's--

Wow.

You asked. That's where I'm at.

Wow. Wow.

I like your style, John.

To John-- Our new friend.

You seem like a good man.

That was a lot

of information.

So, uh, are you gonna

stay the night?

Maybe we should ask

your mom. I don't know.

Um, I think that's

between me and John.

Fair enough.

I was just messing around. It's not,

uh-- It's none of my business.

It's valid. It's valid. If I was in your position,

I'd probably be a little--

I mean-- Molly?

Seriously, don't f*** my mom.

I'm just kidding.

I'm just joking around. Sorry. No.

Cy!

I know. I--

I'm sorry. Uh--

that's my attempt

at humor, John.

Okay.

That's, uh, just--

Enough said.

We did have sex.

I mean, if you want to be adults about it,

we did. That's--

I'm sorry if that's

weird or whatever,

but I'm not gonna sit here

and pretend like we didn't.

We met at a party and-- That's

not appropriate to talk about here.

Okay. I mean, I don't want to disrespect

you by treating you like a child or whatever.

You seem like you want to be

treated like an adult, and--

That's just it. That's--

That happened, so--

That's--

I accept that information.

- Hey, John?

- Hey.

I just want to say I thought

it was really great...

what you did at dinner,

opening up to me like that.

And I know it was weird,

but I thought it was great.

Thanks.

And it's great to finally

have a new dad.

You got to get used

to my weird sense of humor.

But I really thought that was-- that

was a great thing that you did.

Actually, your mom's

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