Cruising Bar 2 Page #4

- Glucoflex.

Omega-3.

Active Male Multi-Vitamin.

(both screaming)

- ldiot!

- Sure got you!

- You haven't changed.

Hey, Chief.

- l got you, huh?

-And how!

- l got you!

- ls Marie-Andre with you?

- lt's true, you don't know.

l'll let you in on it,

but keep it to yourself.

l broke up with Marie-Andre.

- Come off it!

- Yeah.

l split up.

- You didn't!

Are you in love?

You're in love, right?

Ayounger chick, right?

ls that it?

How old is she?

- 32.

Nearly 33.

- You lucky bastard!

- l gotta go.

- Okay.

Some guys have all the luck!

- See you, Chief.

- Bye.

(rattling)

- Oh.

Hey. Hey, hey.

Hey, hey! Hey.

Excuse me!

Hey!

Hey, hey!

(screaming)

(whimpering)

(sighing with relief)

- How bout a quick spin cycle?

- The laundry's done.

Sort your socks instead.

- My socks! My socks!

Who cares about my socks?!

l can't take it!

My balls are going to burst!

One of them's turned navy blue.

l need to make love.

lt's in my blood.

l'm a Simoneau.

My dad was like me.

My brothers are like me.

We have too much taster...

tester...

Toast-your-own...

- Testosterone!

- Right.

l need to let go.

Do you understand?

lt's not healthy.

- ls yourwrist arthritic?

- Come on.

Y-y-you...

you know l don't like to mas...

... to masturbate.

l love you, l want you.

(sighing)

- l'm not ready!

-Ah... Gertrude.

- Why do you smell of garlic?

- l'll go finish my birdhouse.

- Me,

Jean-Jacques...

... a homo...

Aquee...

Afag.

- Ow.

Ow! Goddammit all!

There, it's finished!

(upbeat music)

(groaning)

(racket)

- Ow!

- l can't get my head around it.

l have to see the doctor.

- She's with a client.

Shall l make an appointment?

- No, no.

l have to see her right away.

- How about the 18th at 10?

- No, no, the 18th, today, now!

- Sir?

- l just can't get my head around it!

Sorry, madam, but it's urgent.

Doctor,

l'm not gay.

lt's impossible!

l'd have sensed it before now.

- Jean-Jacques, to be certain,

you have to try it.

- Really, it's impossible.

l don't want to be gay!

What will people take me for?

What will they think?

Anything,

but not gay!

Who wants to be gay?!

- Uh...

Gertrude...

sorry to harp on it, but...

... do you think...

today's the day?

Does...

does that mean

today's not the day?

l like your carrot salad.

lt's tasty... lt's tasty.

(rock music)

(rock music)

- Excuse me...!

Excuse me...!

Excuse me!

Excuse me!

(sighing)

- Oh-oh-oh...

Ah... ahhhhhh...!

- Excuse me!!!

Excuse me!

Excuse me!!

Excuse me!!!

(deep, scratchy voice): Thanks.

Ahem!

(''normally''):
Thanks.

- Hello, Maurice?

Grard.

Yeah.

Listen, Maurice, uh...

l've a little favour to ask.

(stuffed-up voice):

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