Cruising Bar 2

Synopsis: They're back! Fifteen years later, the heroes from Cruising Bar may hardly have changed but the world around them most certainly has! For the Bull, reality is brutal. His wife of 30 years, sick of his infidelity, decides to show him the door. But the Bull, who has a positive outlook on life, isn't so easily defeated and fights for his survival. The Lion too faces a break-up when his girlfriend leaves. All alone, he's force to relearn the art of seduction. The Peacock, on the other hand, is trying to figure out his sexual identity with the help of a psychologist. As for the Earthworm, his long wait for a soul mate will, at last, be requited.
Genre: Comedy
 
IMDB:
5.6
Year:
2008
5 Views

(dance music)

As:
Serge - The Earthworm

Grard - The Bull

Jean-Jacques - The Peacock

Patrice - The Lion

MEET MARKET 2

- Hello, Myriam?

Myriam, it's me.

Well, as we said,

l'll be there at around...

Call you back.

(moaning)

- Serge, come!

(panting and moaning)

(moaning)

Come!

Serge, hurry!

- l'm coming! l'm coming!

- Hurry, Serge!

(panting)

(taking short breaths)

Serge, it hurts!

(woman moaning)

(Serge taking short breaths)

Oh...!

Ah...!

Ooh...

(both screaming)

lt hurts!

(buzzing)

Help me!

Help me get up!

(moaning)

Hold on!

Did you call the ambulance?

-Yes.

- Serge?

- Uh-huh?

(liquid running)

- My water broke.

- Huh?

- Serge?

Serge!

-Arrivaderci, Grard!

(spritzing)

(suspenseful music)

(clanging)

(gun cocking)

(gunfire)

(screaming)

-And cut!

Good work.

Fantastic. Real champs.

- l know.

- Call in the stuntman.

- Stuntman, please!

- Hurry, you're wanted on set.

- Thanks.

l'd work more

if American actors were taller.

They're shrimps.

The last U.S. shoot,

l couldn't stunt for Tom Cruise.

He comes up to here.

- Serge.

- Mm-mm.

- Serge.

Hey. lt's me, not him!

(panting)

- lt'll be okay.

- He's early, l'm not ready.

Serge?

Remember to call my husband!

(groaning)

Tell him to bring my things.

-Yes.

(moaning)

-And call Mom.

-Yes!

- Don't forget Mom!

- No, no!

- Thanks, little brother.

(wailing)

- Where's the f*cking stuntman?

Where is the f*cking stuntman?!!

- Maybe you should add

some padding here.

- Costume's too tight.

Go on, you're fine.

And a helmet?

- Go on, Schwarzenegger!

- No helmet?

- Hello, Myriam?

Myriam?

lt's me, Jean-Jacques, again.

Look, l'll be over

in about 10 minutes.

See you, darling.

She must be in the shower.

- Where's the f*cking stuntman?!

- Where's the stuntman?

- l'm here! l'm coming!

l'm coming!

Excuse me! Excuse me!

Ah!

- Oh, shit!!Ahhhhhhh!

(moaning)

- Oh, good god! Larry!

(Larry moaning)

Oh, Jesus!

Talk to me, Larry!

- Excuse me?!

l didn't... l didn't seen him!

- What?

- l didn't seen him.

ls he hurt?

- You son-of-a-bitch.

You f*cking asshole,

get off of my set!

Get out of my sight!

Get off of my set!!

Larry? Larry?

(Larry moaning)

(cellphone ringing)

(moaning)

(ringing)

(ringing)

(ringing)

You...

- Can l call you back?

- You get off of my set!

- l'd appreciate it.

- You f*cking asshole!

Get out of my sight!

(engine starting)

(spritzing)

-Argh...

(swishing)

- Salome, 35.

5 foot 11,

sporty,

seeks yuppy

for a trip around the world.

7-figure income only.

- Mylne, forties. l love sex.

l want a man for sex

and nothing but sex.

Get the idea?

-Ahem.

(beep )

l'm Serge,

l'm looking for love.

Ahem.

l'm Serge...

(beep )

l'm love...

(snorting)

Silly! ''l'm love''!

(laughing)

(beep )

- C'mon, open!

(beeping)

What is it today?

(ringing doorbell)

Gertrude?

There! The lock...

What now?

Come on!

What is this?

(knocking hard)

Gertrude!

Gertrude!

Come on, Gertrude!

Gertrude!

You can't do this to me.

Not after 30 years of marriage!

- This way.

Hide over there.

That's it.

Ahem. Ahem!

Oh. Sorry, l have the wrong door.

l'm sorry, forgive me.

lsn't this Myriam Legendre's

apartment?

- Myriam doesn't want

to see you anymore.

- Hmm!

Thank you.

- l'm Serge, forties.

Late forties.

Serious, but likes to have fun.

Likes animals.

l'm looking for a woman

who's easy-going...

... and pretty-ish.

My phone number

is 514-842--

(phone ringing)

Gosh darnit!

Excuse me.

(ringing)

Hello?

- Hello, Serge?

- Oh, Mom?

- Your sister delivered!

- Wait, don't tell me!

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