Criminal Minds Season 6: Crime Scene - Devil in the Details Page #4

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- You keep your f***in' voice down.

Don't you dare wake up Miles.

This is it! This is perfect!

This is just what you want,

isn't it?

- What is what I want?

- You want me to get crazy

- so you can remind me of how crazy I get...

- Oh, mission accomplished!

...when you make me

apologize to you!

You're crazy with your

f***ing Indian pepper bullshit!

Hey! I'm working on our

f***ing lawn for our son!

- What?

- But of course I'm the crazy one!

And of course you have no

f***ing responsibility

- at all in this fight!

- You know what,

just go f*** one

of your raccoons!

More likely than f***ing you!

Hi, Jeffrey.

Fancy meeting you here.

Uh, here's for

your cleaning service.

Thank you.

Oh, your timing's impeccable.

I have a surprise for you,

come on in.

I'd love to come in,

but I've gotta get to work.

Come on in.

I won't bite.

Now just wait here, just a sec.

OK.

I found these really

great blueberries

at the farmer's

market the other day

and it inspired

me to do some baking.

So...

I hope you like pies.

Oh, you didn't have to do that.

Well, the blueberries

were so beautiful,

I had to do something

with them.

Did you know they're

a superfood?

And, and the crust

is gluten-free

which means I didn't use flour.

I used spelt.

By the way...

...I'm sleeping

so much better,

thanks to your

magic little pills.

Oh, that's good to hear.

And Jeff, you haven't

seen my Matthew

wandering around the

neighborhood, have you?

- Uh...

- My cat.

- Your cat?

- He didn't come home last night,

but you know how cats are,

nine lives and all.

Actually, I was thinking about

buying a miniature camera

and attaching it to his collar

to see where

he skulks around to.

- Oh, that's, uh, an idea.

- Yeah.

Thank you.

Hey, babe.

Thanks for writing.

I really would love to get

together with you

one of these days

for a, uh, a rubdown.

Hope to see you soon.

And if we do get together,

don't forget

to bring your friend...

...Mary Jane.

You're sweating.

Well, I walked here.

I tried to get

here as fast as I could.

Is everything all right?

What's goin' on?

Yeah, just needed to talk

to a friend and have a drink.

- You want one?

- Of course.

Have I ever said no to that

question after twelve?

So what are we

talkin' about here?

We are talking about...

...infidelity.

I believe you have some

experience with that.

Uh, yes, I do.

Uh, is Mister Virgin Mary

being unfaithful?

No.

Not unfaithful.

- Not technically.

- Oh.

But I have been emailing with

girls on the internet.

Girls on the internet.

OK, what, what kind of girls

on the internet?

Sensual massage therapists.

Oh, you mean whores?

I guess.

OK, well, I think

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