Criminal Minds Season 6: Crime Scene - Devil in the Details

16 min


You know in life when...

...when something

disastrous happens,

you go back

and replay everything

and you see where

it went wrong?

You're tryin' to figure it out.

You're sifting through

all the little things,

all of the details.

One of the details

was this house plant

which I picked up

at Trader Joe's.

Another was purchasing

this bottle of poison.

And then there was...

...this kidney,

some sleeping pills,

this transaction

at the bank and...

...clicking onto this

adult internet site

which I had spent many,

many hours enjoying.

But after all

was said and done,

you could say

my downfall really began

on a fairytale kind of day...

...when my wife and I

started talking about

having a second child.

The thing was our house.

It had two bedrooms and

we wanted to expand it

to make room for a new nursery.

So off I went to

the Department

of Building and Safety,

where I'd be told that our

plans were not to code

and be given this variance

hearing request form.

And although

I'm the only one to blame

for the whole big mess

you're about to see...

...still I wish

I'd known upfront

about this plate of

cheese and salami.

"Memories Are Made of This"]

# Sweet, sweet

Memories you gave-a me #

# You can't beat

The memories you gave-a me #

# Take one fresh

and tender kiss #

# Add one stolen night

of bliss #

# One girl, one boy #

# Some grief, some joy #

# Memories are made of this #

Hey, lookin' good.

- # Don't forget a small moonbeam #

- Lookin' good, guys.

Muy bien, amigos.

# Fold in lightly

with a dream #

# Your lips and mine #

Can I have everybody's

attention, please?

Quiet, quiet, please.

My gorgeous wife

would like to pontificate

about the happy couple.

- Thank you, thank you.

- Sweetheart.

Uh, you guys

have now been married

for ten years,

which is a very, very,

very long time.

Very, very, very long time.

- In a good way.

- In a great way.


And, um...

we just really wanna

say congratulations.

Jeff, you are...

one of my oldest

and dearest friends,

and I'm so happy that

you're this lucky in love.

- To Jeff and Nealy!

- To Jeff and Nealy!

Ten more years!

# Sweet, sweet

Memories you gave-a me #

# You can't beat

The memories you gave-a me #

# With his blessings

from above... #


Remember when we were


We used to F-U-C-K

like three times a day.

What do you say,

when you get little

buddy guy into his bed,

we go relive our youth in ours?

You know, I...

I had so many of those, um,

Copper River

salmon finger foods.

I just...

I really think I'd puke.

Hey, babe.

Thanks for clicking me.

My name is Jasmine Jane.

I think of myself

as a tasty fruit

and I would love

to make your banana cry.


Come here.


What did this?

No idea.

Hey, Jeff!

You think maybe it's gophers?


It's raccoons.

Buenas dias, Senor Lang.

Hey, how's it going, Alma?

You all right?

- I'm going inside, too.

- You're gonna go inside? OK.

Will you say bye to me first?

I gotta go, I gotta go to work.


All right, have fun today, OK?

- OK.

- OK, I love you.

Whoa! Whoa!


Hi, Traci.

- Hey, Dr. Lang.

- How you doin'?

- Good.

- Good to see you.

Thank you.

Good shot, Doc.

Keep takin' that!

Hey, good playin' tonight,

Doc. You were on fire.

Thanks, man.

What happened to you?

You were lookin'

sluggish out there.

Well, that'll happen

when you're 50

and workin' double shifts

to make ends meet.

But if you wanna hit

the weight room right now,

we can see which one of us

is stronger.

Oh... no, no, no, no.

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