Criminal Activities Page #5

And because of this

world-class degenerate,

in my opinion, my baby

niece's safe return

is of the utmost

importance to me,

is being held in

lieu of payment.

So why don't you

just pay off the debt?

Oh, normally that would be the

standard operating procedure.

This dealer, this f***ing,

Tyrone is his name.

Got a chip on his shoulder.

Now he wants Buddy

for my niece.

Okay, just to make

some sort of example.

The problem is,

Buddy is MIA,

which is

where you guys come in.

How?

Well, Tyrone's got a brother.

From what I understand,

he's not gonna

be up for Citizen of

the Year Award, either,

so you won't have

an ethics problem,

because you're all

men of principle,

when you go to

pick him up for me.

Pick...

Mr. Lovato-

No, Eddie, Eddie, please.

Eddie.

I'm sorry to hear about

your niece, we all are.

I mean that's horrible.

But we're not criminals.

We don't know the

first thing about

kidnapping someone.

I mean, look at Noah, I mean...

Besides why wouldn't

you just have...

Them handle it.

Well, that would require

a two-part answer.

One, which is of no

concern of yours.

They'll be busy looking for

Tyrone to set up the exchange.

And two, and this is head and

shoulders above the first.

They don't owe me 400

f***ing thousand dollars!

And unlike a bank, there

will be no late slips.

So say we pick

him up, then what?

Zach, are you

f***ing kidding me?

I'm not kidnapping anybody!

Me neither.

I'd be a liability.

We have no f***ing

choice, he's not asking us.

We're classically

f***ed no matter

which direction we look in.

Quantum physics.

Did you ever hear

of the Quantum Ten?

Group of guys,

they got together,

fired by ambition and passion.

They created quantum physics.

They knew with

ambition and passion

comes execution.

F***.

I'm shitting green,

and then running

three times a day, 'cause I

know what it's like to execute.

Okay?

I know what it takes.

It takes motivation.

And you guys have plenty of it.

I'm offering you

gentlemen a way out.

I'm offering you a

panacea to your problems.

All you have to do is collect

him, hold him, for 24 hours.

My guys'll hunt down

Tyrone, they'll set

a time and place,

I'll contact you, okay.

We exchange my niece

for his brother.

And if you do this for me,

I will consider the slate clean.

I hate this sh*t.

It's like wheat grass, but it's

not as good as wheat grass.

Hey, Bernard,

lemme tell you though,

Let me tell you what this

motherf***er said to me

That if I don't give

him my club seats

to the Indians game

this Saturday night,

he will tell his

little sister about

what I did last weekend.

What about it?

Well you know, I ended up with

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