Crazy on the Outside Page #3

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little bastard husband?

- Get outta here before

I kick your car to pieces!

- [Man Laughs] Tommy!

[Horn onks]

[Car Departs]

[Folk Guitars Strumming]

- [Women Singing In French]

- uh.

- Grandma's little project.

- [Continues]

[Scoffs] Listen, Vik.

hat was Gray you were

talking to out front, wasn't it?

I sprayed pine in here.

Do you like it?

Viki. Viki, I can handle Gray.

I don't want him around

this house, and I don't

want him around you.

I'm out. I'm happy.

I'm not gonna do anything stupid.

I don't want

to lose you again.

You're not gonna lose me again.

I promise.

You're probably tired.

[Sighs]

Good night.

Good night.

mm.

Boy, it'd be so much easier

if you were here.

Christy?

Yeah.

I miss her. I just do.

I know, honey.

It was awful, and it was tragic.

But this is a brand-new chapter.

Listen, uh, it probably won't

come up, but you should know

that while you were in France-

an artist in residence

at the Louvre-

you got engaged.

ow nice for me.

o a beautiful young Parisian

named Simone...

who can't be with you

because she's training...

to be an astronaut

with the French space program.

- ow nice for her.

- Mom and Dad

would have loved her-

I mean, if they were alive

and she was real.

Good night.

[Man On P.A.]

Line 33, downtown L.A.

[Elevator Bell Dings]

Hey, kid.

Yeah?

Where's the probation

department?

Down the hall.

What'd you do?

How would you feel if I asked

you a question like that?

Fine.

I didn't do anything.

Whoops.

Yeah, well, whose pee

do they think it is?

homas Zelda.

Nice talking to you.

[Sighs, Chuckles]

Sorry for staring,

but you're not quite

what I expected...

when the word

"probation officer" popped up.

Oh. Well, don't even

go down that road,

'cause I'll grind your nuts

and send them back to you

in a pepper shaker.

hat's more like it.

- Hey, Mom.

- Hey, buddy.

Uh, wait for me downstairs

in the cafeteria.

Okay, Mom.

[Lmitates Gunshot Softly]

homas Zelda.

All right, let's see.

An impressive list ofjuvies,

a couple of grand theft autos,

suspended, and then-

oh, and then the big vacation:

interstate fraud and video piracy.

Yeah. Well, I gave up

fresh fruits and vegetables

for three years...

so people in China could enjoy

Lars and the Real Girl.

Um, I want to get my son home,

so let me cut to the chase.

You do what I say, we meet once

a week, keep your nose clean,

and we won't have any trouble.

You'II be able to eat

off my nose.

Go to 1222 Victory...

and see Mr. Geissman.

I've lined up a job for you.

Um,

I don't need a job.

My dad had an industrial paint business,

and I want to start that up again.

And I want to be a ballerina.

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