Crazy on the Outside

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[Buzzer Sounds]

[Door Slides, Clicks]

['70s Folk Rock]

[Inmates Chattering]

Sunshine, go away today

I don't feel much like dancin'

Some man's gone

e's tried

o run my life

[Grunts]

He don't know what he's askin'

When he tells me

I better get in line

I can't hear what he's sayin'

When I grow up

I'm gonna make it mine

These ain't dues

I been payin'

[Mutters, Grunts]

Well, how much does it cost

I'll buy it

he time is all we've lost

I'll try it

And he can't even run

his own life

I'll be damned

if he'll run mine

Sunshine

Sunshine, go away today

I don't feel much like dancin'

[Sighs]

I can't believe you died.

Some man's gone

He's tried to run my life

He don't know what he's askin'

Zelda? ime to go.

Workin' starts

to make me wonder where

he fruits of what I do are goin'

[Arguing, Indistinct]

He says, in love and war all is fair

But he's got cards he ain't showin'

Rot in hell, butt muncher.

He must be talking to you.

[Man]

Good luck, ommy.

Thanks, J.J.

Don't leave, ommy.

I love you.

Again, that's for you.

Hey, ommy,

don't forget about Christy.

Yeah?

- ey. ey! Knock it off!

- I'll be damned if he'll run mine

Sunshine

Sunshine, come on back

another day

his is as far as I go.

Well, I'm not leaving

if you're not leaving.

[Chuckling]

his old world

she's gonna turn around

Brand-new bells will be ringin'

[Continues]

[Ends]

[Whistling Softly]

ey, man.

Where the hell's

my stupid brother?

A little late picking you up?

his guy's late at everything-

every freakin' thing.

Guy did one thing early

his whole life.

Drove off with the getaway car.

[rain Passing In Distance]

You know, not my sister.

She's a real saint.

I'm surprised

she's not here now.

One of those, huh?

My brother,

late all the time.

his guy, he would be late

for his own funeral.

I'm tellin' ya, late, late-

[Horn Honking]

ey, there he is.

[Resumes]

ey, Chooch.

Workin' starts

to make me wonder where

he fruits of what I do are goin'

[Tires Squeal]

He says, in love and war

all is fair

But he's got cards he ain't showin'

Well, how much does it cost

I'll buy it

he time is all we've lost

I'll try it

And he can't even run

his own life

I'll be damned

if he'll run mine

Sunshine

Sunshine, come on back

Another day

[Vehicle Horn Honks]

I promise you I'll be singin'

his old world

she's gonna turn around

Brand-new bells will be ringin'

[Woman]

Hi.

[Ends]

ou know how long

I was waiting out there?

ommy, it was awful.

eah, awful, waiting two

and a half hours in the hot sun.

I was held up, okay?

I mean, I stopped

at this gas station just to pee.

And they had a gun.

his happened just now?

I thought they were gonna kill me.

I keep- Sorry I'm late.

Wow. Are you all right?

I don't want to talk about it. I'm-

I'm just so happy to see you.

[Chuckles]

Yeah, me too.

- It's good to be out.

- [orn Honking]

- [ires Squealing]

- Whoa!

D*ckhead.

Where'd you learn

how to do that?

Carpool.

All right, look.

I wasn't held up, okay?

I didn't stop at a gas station

to pee. I just-

I was at Cooper's soccer game.

Soccer.

Well, how did he do?

I mean, how did he play?

hey have Cooper at halfback.

What he really wants to be is a winger.

And then Emily Janison brought

these great low-fat crunch cakes,

and we all got to laughing

and lost track of time, you know.

Yes, I know how that is-

like, how about three long-ass hours

waiting outside a prison-

ou're my brother.

I love you, so I lied.

I just want everyone to be happy.

ou want a Life Saver?

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