Crazy Famous Page #2
- TV-MA
- Year:
- 2017
- 78 min
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QUITE MESSY,
NOT TO MENTION PRETTY PAINFUL.
YOU DON'T WANT TO GO OU LIKE THAT, DO YOU?
[CHUCKLES]
THREE FAILED ATTEMPTS,
TO BE EXACT.
I'M HANNAH RENNER,
BY THE WAY.
UH, BOB.
YOU'RE A PALINDROME?
TALK ABOUT KARMA.
MY NAME'S ACTU...
ACTUALLY ROBERT.
[SIGHS]
[MUFFLED SCREAMING]
[LAUGHING]
LOOKS LIKE WE GO A LITTLE SUICIDE WATCH, HUH?
NO?
IN A BATHROOM SINK
AT A 5-STAR RESTAURANT?
OH.
YOU'RE ONE OF
THOSE CONVENTIONAL TYPES.
IN THE MIRROR:
A WHOLE BOTTLE OF SLEEPING PILLS
FAMOUS?
[CHUCKLES]
REAL GOOD COMPANY.
SHAKE HANDS...
HA HA HA...
AND WORLD RENOWNED PSYCHOLOGIST,
DR. PHIL.
[IN DR. PHIL'S ACCENT]
YOU HAVE OCD?
PTSD?
OCPD?
- ADHD?
- THAT'S ENOUGH!
WHAT'S... WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
WHO, ME?
WELL, THEY SAY THAT I GO ANGER MANAGEMENT ISSUES,
BUT I DON'T SEE IT.
THEN AGAIN,
HE HAS IED, INTERMITTEN EXPLOSIVE DISORDER.
- I DO NOT.
- DO, TOO.
- I DO NOT.
- DO, TOO.
- I DO NOT!
- DO, TOO, LARRY.
- PHIL!
CONTROL YOURSELF.
THESE F***ERS ARE ALWAYS TRYING
YOU KNOW?
IF HIS INSECURITY ISSUES.
[DEEP BREATHES]
YOU THINK I'M LIKE
WELL, I'M NOT,
YOU HIGH-AND-MIGHTY A**HOLE.
BESIDES, YOU'RE THE ONE WEARING
THE ANTI-SUICIDE SMOCK, NOT ME.
LISTEN, KID.
YOU'RE AVERAGE.
YOU'RE LIKE VANILLA
OF BECOMING FAMOUS
IS RUNNING THROUGH
A FIELD DURING THE SUPER BOWL,
AND PUTTING GASOLINE
ALL OVER YOURSELF
ON FIRE.
IN THE NEWS,
WORLD RENOWNED UROLOGIS AHMED ABIN HABIDI
RECENTLY RELOCATED
FROM THE MIDDLE EAS TO A RESEARCH FACILITY
TO WORK ON:
A UROLOGICAL INNOVATION
- HE'LL BE IN THIS FACILITY FOR THE NEXT...
WHO'S HE?
IN THE INSTITUTION.
EURO-FLASH THING.
OR ETHAN HUNT.
JUST MUMBLES ABOUT CONSPIRACIES
AND BIN LADEN:
AND SOME COCKAMAMIE BULLSHIT.
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