Cougar Club Page #4
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- 2007
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while you're down there.
Stack:
What's going on with Doreen Wyes?
- I gave you that lead a week ago.
- I'm on it, I'm sending an employee
over to Formosa
Wednesday at 6:
00,'cause that's where her husband
meets his girlfriend.
Stack:
Took you a f***ing weekto figure that out?!
There was some confusion
about which restaurant.
Whatever.
Send someone f***ing good this time.
- Ouch!
- Sorry. Sorry.
I-- I didn't know this was
part of your body.
( retches )
Oh, that's good, that's good.
That's good, that's good.
Oh...
( chuckles )
Uh, anything else, sir?
Yeah yeah, there is.
I got to this little piece
of dried-up sh*t turd
that needs to be pulled
out of my ass.
Come on.
( laughing )
I'm kidding you!
- Get out.
- ( retches )
Dude, these lawyers...
( chuckles )
are a bunch of sweaty jackals,
feeding off
of the weak and sick
and injured little gazelles and sh*t.
I mean, do you really want
one of these... scavengers
- referring you to Yale?
- Right now,
it's the best contact I have,
but there's no reason
you should stay here.
Where the hell am I gonna go?
Go wherever you want.
Spence, now you know
I can't stand
anyone that isn't
- ( chuckles )
- So wherever you go, I follow.
This may sound
a little weak, lame,
- even a little gay to some people...
- Yeah.
...but f*** it.
I know what I like.
- Hogan.
- All right.
Let's get you in Yale.
Archibald:
Karl!Out of my office, butt-licker!
Hey, sh*t turd!
Grab your sh*t-turd friend
and get in here.
( laughing )
Hogan!
Hey!
Silver BMW 535--
it's in the parking lot
in the golf club in Bel Air.
Here's the license plate.
Find it and slash the tires.
Go. Now.
Isn't that illegal?
( laughs )
Okay. No, I know
that it's illegal,
but why would you want us
to do something illegal?
Hogan:
that the driver has
that if he were to miss
would cause him to severely fall
out of favor with the judge,
considering that
it's probably over custody
or some sticky issue like that.
The judge will look more favorably
on the party that is actually in
the courtroom standing in front of him.
Very good, sh*t-turd's friend.
Now, when you're done with that,
you deliver these papers to my wife.
She's at some bake sale
with her girlfriends.
The address is on the envelope.
Tell her she can have her divorce
as long as she understands
that she's now...
totally f***ed.
Tell her that--
- verbatim.
- Yes, sir.
You're still here. Why?
Dude, these guys make
so much f***ing bank here.
- Wow.
- I'm quitting my job.
Man:
Hey, a**holes.
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