Cougar Club

Synopsis: When Spence and Hogan graduate from college, life is bleak. They have to work for heinous divorce lawyers that torture them. Spence has a girlfriend from hell and Hogan just wants to start his life already. As luck would have it, our two young men are presented with an opportunity, they develop a club of young men devoted to the older woman, the "Cougar" if you will. It is this club that ultimately guides our two heroes into young adulthood.

Genre: Comedy

Director(s): Christopher Duddy

Actors: Jason Jurman, Warren Kole, Joe Mantegna, Kaley Cuoco

Production: AMG Entertainment

1 win.


IMDB:: 4.2

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: R
Year:: 2007
: 93 min
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(rock music playing )
Liberate me,
liberate me
Liberate me, liberate me...
Around the sun
On the run
Nothing can stop me...
- ( loud kissing )
- Man:
You've got your whole life
- ahead of you.
- Woman:
Yeah.
- People you are still gonna meet.
- Woman:
I know.
Whole college experience
still in front of you.
- Woman:
Mmm, you're right.
- Mmm.
Woman:
You promise
you're gonna write and call me?
Hogan! Man, what the hell
are you doing?
- They're already on the Ds.
- ( Hogan groans )
- Mm-hmm. Shit.
- Mmm.
Hello, Professor Goodbey.
- ( moans )
- Come on.
We gotta go.
Gladys, I'm never
gonna forget you.
- You're so hot.
- No no no.
All right. Sorry.
- I love you.
- I love you, Gladys.
Man over P.A.:
Rebecca Gephardt.
Indigo Goldstein.
Thank you very much, sir.
Liberate me...
Dag Griffiths.
Well done.
- Hi!
- Hey.
- Oh, lip gloss.
- Man:
Chris Grizma, magna cum laude.
( whispering )
Hey, where were you?
We were supposed
to take pictures before the ceremony!
- Moffy Gurner.
- I know. Uh... um...
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
- Cindy Guilley.
- Here.
Open it and put it on.
Oh my God.
That is so sweet, Spence.
- Man:
Rebecca Hartowicz.
- Oh.
- Oh...
- Man:
Hello, Rebecca.
Let me see it.
( gasps )
- Oh...
- That's nice.
F*ck off, Hogan!
- Marshall Hogan lll.
- That is my name. I must go.
Shit, I think I caught my dress.
Did I rip something?
- ( flatulence )
- Oh.
You're such an ingrate, Hogan!
Spencey, please meet me
in the quad
after the ceremony
for pictures with my family, okay?
This is the photo that will define us
for the rest of our lives--
where we met and fell in love.
- ( chuckles )
- ( giggles )
Spencer Holmes,
with honors.
Okay, I'll see you there.
I love you.
Mmm...
( moans )
Congratulations.
Ladies and gentlemen,
meet our business class graduates.
( sighs ) It's just not the same
as standing in the quad
- in our cap and gown.
- Oh, I'm sorry,
- but I had to take Hogan home.
- Mmm.
You know he has a problem
dumping in public bathrooms.
- Nice image, thanks.
- Okay, look.
We have a photo in front
of my childhood tree house
I built when I was nine.
Isn't that good enough?
- It's just not the same.
- ( sighs )
- Let's go get a drink.
- Okay.
- ( sighs )
- ( sighs )
Hey, can I get a beer
and a shot of tequila and a--
a thumb in the ass
for my girlfriend?
Look, all our problems revolve
around your geriatric-loving
loser creep of a friend.
And as soon as you outgrow him,
the sooner you'll be
- to reaching your potential.
- Just enough with Hogan, please.
No. No, Spencey.
If you spend the rest of your life
associating yourself
with that vermin,
you will become
that vermin.
Spencey-- hey, I love you,
I just want
what's best for you.
- I love you too. You know--
- Mmm...
( woman laughing )
Oh my God.
I'll be right back.
Just so you know,
he will not be in our wedding.
( laughing )
What is that young man
doing out there with Edith?
I never saw anybody dance like that.
Hey, are you sure they're dancing?
If they're not,
he owes me some fucking money!
- Hogan, what the hell are you doing?
- Spence!
- I'd like you to meet Edith Birnbaum.
- Spence!
Hello. Marshall here says
I'm the hottest chick at the party.
- What do you think?
- Yeah.
- Whoo!
- Hogan, I'm sorry.
- I gotta borrow him for one minute.
- Ooh.
- One second, we'll be right back.
- What?
Do you really think
it's wise to get all grindy
with our future boss's wife?
Dude, she is so fucking fine
and you know it!
Look at that little tush.
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