Cop and a Half: New Recruit Page #6

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minding your own business?

At this very moment,

the pink, delicate tissues...

of my still-forming lungs

may be shriveling...

into green chunks of mucus...

struggling for their last gasp

of poison, brown air.

- Happy?

- Now you're littering.

What are we here for?

Stakeout.

It's your shift.

Do I look like

a five-year-old to you?

I can't tell.

The light's not too good in here.

Deal's off.

This is Dullsville.

Well, lesson number one:

Police work is Dullsville.

- What'd you have in mind?

- Cop stuff.

Shakedowns, shootouts,

busting scumbags.

All right.

Look, partner.

A code 27. Purse snatch.

Hey, come here!

Hey! Kid!

[Devon] Stop, thief!

- [Honking]

- Hey, watch where you're driving!

I'm commandeering your vehicle.

Hey, get back here!

What are you, nuts?

Whoa!

Whoo!

Dammit!

[Devon]

Police business. Coming through.

Look out!

Sorry.

Aah! Aah...

[Devon]

Stop! I hate to run!

- Make it easy on yourself.

- Martha! Martha!

- Stop, thief!

- Martha! Martha!

- Bye, honey. Have a nice day.

- Thanks, honey.

What are you doing!

You're under arrest

for violating code 27.

Boy, Nick, you don't look too great.

I nabbed the purse snatcher.

My wife forgot her purse. I was trying

to catch her before she got on the bus!

- You're not a purse snatcher?

- No. I'm calling the cops.

I am a police officer.

Great. What are you

gonna do about this?

This? I'm gonna kill this.

Why do you think I spend

hours and hours at the range...

shooting at silhouettes, shooting

the hearts right out of 'em?

Every single day.

I've been doin' that for years.

Why do you think I do that? I do that

because I don't wanna chase anybody.

I don't like to run.

So I want you to give me

the plate number.

Hey, this is more like it.

Partners are supposed to fight.

Partner love/hate relationship.

We don't have

a love/hate relationship!

We have a hate/hate relationship.

I don't know how your grandmother can

stand you. You must drive her bonkers.

How do you know?

You don't even live with us.

Give me the plate number.

Plate number:

N-6-B-7-2-G.

- Hey, Nick.

- Go.

We got a make on

a '65 Lincoln Continental...

registered to

a D. Dimucci, 264 Bowman.

Let's get a warrant

and ransack the place.

Wait a minute, 264 Bowman

is a public library,

and I figure Dimucci's

a phony name also.

[McKenna] A public library. Will

you give me something that I can use?

Bobo.

Bobo who?

Bobo I don't know.

How many Bobos can there be?

You better pray just one.

[As Pee-Wee Herman]

Bombing Butler. Aaah!

- Come on, Jenkins.

- Hey, can you do this one?

- You don't wanna be like him.

- [imitates Elephant Trumpeting]

- What is this, the zoo?

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