Cop and a Half: New Recruit Page #5

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- They're gonna let me be a cop.

What Devon means is: We're just

gonna have one of our men...

ride him around for a few hours,

sort of as a reward.

It's quid pro quo

for helping them out.

My grandson has seen all I

want him to see of police work.

No, no, no.

This is going to be

nothing dangerous.

He's going to be riding with

our department's most decorated man.

Devon, you ride around

with me for eight hours.

If you so much as think

about getting in my way,

I'm gonna tie your little ass to the

axle and drag you all over the city.

- Okay? Hmm?

- [Rubio] Nick.

I'd like you to meet

Devon's grandmother.

How do you do?

No, no, please don't bother

with introductions. We're leaving.

You talk to my grandson again like

that and you'll be wearing that axle.

Grandma, I'll be serving our community,

taking responsibility.

Now where'd you get that?

- From you.

- Well...

- Thank you!

- Now, I didn't say yes.

But you said "well," and you always

say "well" before you say "yes."

Well, look, we need

to discuss this some more.

That's, uh, sharp, Nick.

[Fountain]

Remember when I first met you

Wish me luck.

The heavens in my heart

- Leaped into your eye...

- [Knocking]

You're amazing.

You really think so, huh?

This better be good.

[Chu] Well, sir, they got a witness.

And what did this witness witness?

It's just some kid,

but we know where he lives.

How much could a little kid see?

I was a little kid once myself

and I saw everything.

Thank you.

Chu, find out everything

you can about this kid.

[Devon] Nice pair of boots, Nick.

I have to get me a pair of those.

So what kind of hardware

do you carry?

I carry a bazooka in the trunk.

Everyone, could I please

get your attention?

You be careful out there.

Don't talk to anybody, especially me.

Hey, kid, you take care of McKenna.

He's fading fast.

I'm an eight-year-old,

not a miracle worker.

Get in the car.

My shield, my badge.

All right, here you are.

Now get in the car.

I always wanted one of these.

Get in the car!

Yes?

My cuffs.

A cop's gotta have cuffs.

He's right, McKenna. Cuffs are what

make this job worth doing.

Thank you.

Everybody, get in the car!

- Javohl.

- Aye, aye.

Let's get down to business.

We're gonna have fun.

Right.

- Buckle up.

- Wait a minute, I can't see.

Raise your butt up.

All right.

[Speaker] Calling all cars,

all cars. This is Detective Butler.

- What are you doing?

- You give me no joy.

[Devon]

What do you got under the hood?

[McKenna] I got an engine

and in a minute, you.

Hey, when do we stop

for donuts and coffee?

Haven't you heard

about secondary smoke?

[Coughing]

Haven't you heard about

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