Confessions of a Sociopathic Social Climber Page #5
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- 2005
- 96 min
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I told you,|there's no time for that!
Go fetch me a nonfat latte|and a nicotine patch, pronto!
I have a very important|meeting in half an hour.
With a client?
He has clients...
After spending twelve dollars on|cab ride to house boat at Fisherman's...
and a buck ninety-nine|on Charles Shaw wine...
Was forced to descend on Ferguson|who's trying to kill himself again...
over another client|turned lover.
Fergie...
He's not here...
Ferguson!
Go away.
I'm coming in.
No, not again...
Spare me the Sylvia Plath.
The oven's electric.
Lemme guess. Hans?
Listen to me, he's a no-good|German cheapskate!
You need a boyfriend|who's going to love you...
no matter how much you cost!
Now am I right or am I right?
Smile.
Do it.
Do it.
Since ninth grade, when|I took you under my wing...
have I ever steered|you wrong?
-Well...|-Other than the home perm thing?
Good. Then let's not|cry over spilled German.
-Come on.|-What?
Now on to more|pressing issues...
I need you to call Dove Greenstein|and pretend to be my assistant.
Don't you have an assistant?
But not with your wit, or your|charm, or unique flair.
I get it, I get it.
You need your gay assistant|to call, I understand.
Dial the number.|Watch the magic, baby.
This is why we're friends.
Okay, it's ringing.
Greenstein residence.
Hi. This is Ferguson from|Katya Livingston's office.
-With whom am I speaking?|-This is Laurie.
-Hi Laurie, how are you?|-Fine, and you?
I'm doing fine|thank you very much.
Laurie look, we were just|going over Katya's schedule...
we were wondering, she didn't|get an invite to the Royal Ball...
-We're hoping it was some sort of...|-Probably was some sort of oversight.
Probably some sort of oversight.|That's what we were thinking.
-Will you please hold?|-I will absolutely hold.
You want to thank me now?
Hi, Fergie is it?|This is Dove Greenstein.
Miss Greenstein,|how are you?
Just so you hear it from the horse's|mouth. There's been no oversight.
There's been no oversight?
Dove, darling?|Hi, it's Katya.
I just caught the tail end of your|conversation with my assistant.
What seems to be the trouble?
Katya, darling.|There's no trouble.
I was just explaining how we didn't|include you on our guest list.
You know how|these things are, dear.
We had to|cut it off somewhere...
so we cut it off at those|who'd slept with our husbands.
But you made so much money|off the infidelity clause!
I know, but when you leaked|my real age to the Gazette...
-Dove, no one's 29.|-I am!
Anyways, now that the Sultan of|Brunei is bringing his harem...
well, we're absolutely|at capacity.
But take care dear.|Good to chat.
Are you okay?
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