Coneheads Page #3

from where... we come from.

Alright.

Now, I understand

you want to have your teeth capped.

- Correct.

- Let's just take a look.

And open, please.

And close, please.

And open, please.

OK, we'll start the caps

right about here, Mr De Fasco.

De Cicco.

And open wider,

if you can.

- Headrest comfortable?

- Fine.

Alright. I'm going to give you

some nitrous oxide.

If you feel any pain, let me know.

And breathe.

Beldar!

Mebs!

Human authority figures!

We must egress immediately.

They are at the portal.

We are scrabnord!

INS! Open up!

Go round the back.

There they go!

Egress!

Turnbull!

OK. No foreign passports,

letters, newspapers.

Nothing to indicate

their country of origin,

except these Mardi Gras suits.

Let me see. Maybe they're Brazilian.

Sir?

It'd be better

if that went through me.

He's not in a good mood. Thanks.

I think I found something, sir.

That symbol also appears

on this card.

Let me see that.

- Possibly Korean.

- Possibly.

- Have this text analysed.

- OK. Run this.

Look at this filth. It's filthy.

Human beings don't live like this.

- Find out where they're from.

- On it.

Because wherever that is...

...I'm seeing to it

that they go back there.

LaGuardia Airport. Delta terminal.

Do you wish I take the BQE,

the Van Wyck,

or Woodhaven Boulevard

to Grand Central Parkway?

There are more lights

but less traffic.

- Whatever. Just get there.

- Woodhaven.

345, drop-off, LaGuardia.

- Greetings.

- Greetings, my geneto-mate.

How was your day

ferrying humans across the grid?

Acceptable.

Tips could have been better.

The impending Cone

prepares for its emergence.

It's Khoudri. Welcome,

my employer and landlord.

Forgive my intrusion. Ravi is sick.

Can you work the midnight shift?

- Use my car.

- Certainly.

But it will be the last triple shift.

The birth spasm is near.

Beldar, once again

you have pulled me from the fire.

Yes.

You worked through

your slar phase again.

Guz deprivation is not good.

But this dwelling

is no longer acceptable.

Even by earth standards

it is not good enough.

We must move to a safer

neighbourhood with better schools

and a stronger economic matrix

which will not tax us to death.

We are no better off

than we were two zerls ago.

This dwelling is available

at $6,900 down

with a nine percent

fixed-rate mortgage.

Our currency stock is insufficient.

Incorrect. You have been working.

I have been saving.

Ah, I praise you, earthwoman.

My pluvarb has broken.

The birth spasm has begun.

Nothing to this. Childbirth

is a gentle act of nature.

We'll get plenty of good pictures.

I hate you, Beldar. I hate you!

Two, three...

Swab.

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