Coffee Town Page #3

something to me.

In a world that lets me

feel joy just long enough to

taste it

then somehow finds a way

to cruelly yank it away,

So, I continue to go

there, even though my

apartment

is now mine, alone...

shared only by the

belongings

of my recently deceased

roommate,

whom I think about a lot.

Sometimes too much.

I thought his family would

come and collect his things,

but I think after the

funeral...

...they preferred to avoid

me.

I just feel th-

...um...

C'mon.

Come on...

Come,

I guess the sad truth is

Coffee Town is the only

place I really feel

comfortable.

- Enjoy.

- Medium drip, lightly

sweetened, light soy.

- Name?

- Willllinton

Zegonda-Georgington Zybl-

Junior.

- Did I spell that right?

- You just drew a penis.

- Next in line?

- Another attempt to

squeeze people like me out

Tryin' to make every piss

cost a quarter.

But, as it doesn't specify

'quarter'

there's no reason I can't

use Pizza Castle tokens...

Turn over. Oh yeah.

... which I harvest by the

hundreds.

That is what I need!

Oh yeah!

- You here with a kid?

- Yeah... yes.

- Gary, why don't you, uh,

meet me down at the ball pit.

We've a pervert situation

here.

Gary, the pervert's on the

run. The pervert's on the run,

he's--

- move!

- Green tea for Molly.

Medium drip for... Penis

Drawing

- Hey.

- Hey!

- So, you didn't get in early

enough for the big table, huh?

- No, I did. It's just

technically for the disabled,

so sometimes you gotta give

it up.

Lucky bastard... Right near

an outlet.

-So get this. Yesterday, my

boss says to me

that my teeth don't look like

any smoker he's ever seen...

Huh?

Hey... Are you listening?

- Yes, I'm listening.

It's weird that your boss was

looking at your teeth.

-Wait, no, he's not a homo.

He just thinks I'm full of

sh*t and he's tryin' to flush

me out.

- Technically, Chad, you are

full of sh*t.

- Yeah, I know.

But we're talking about five

ten-minute breaks every day

sanctioned by the boss,

because he smokes, alright?

I'm not gonna miss out on

that.

So...

I've gotta start smoking

- Ooh...

- For real.

- You know, they say

starting smoking is one of

the toughest things you can

do.

- You know what the worst

part's gonna be?

- Cancer?

- Buying the things.

It's worse than buying

condoms, alright?

You can't turn a cigarette

inside-out and smoke it again.

- Wait, what?

- I r- I rinse it out!

- Chad, I'll give you

condoms.

- Ooooh boy.

- Yo.

- Hey, what's goin' on?

- I dunno.

- Check this out. Ah you're

gonna love this.

- What do we got?

- Oh, what do I got... what

don't I got? Boom!

- Oh!

- The evidence room is a

joke.

That, my friends, is an ivory

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