Cockneys Vs Zombies Page #3

What would mum and dad have done?

Life's gonna throw a lot at you, 'cause

of who you are, where you're from.

See, some people don't respect us,

the working class.

Don't you dare, ever,

let anyone put you down, all right?

You can be anything you want,

long as you work hard,

stick together as a family.

Always stand up for what's right, yeah?

Now, look, we've gotta

pop out for a minute,

so you two behave yourselves, all right?

Here you go.

- You ready, Shirl?

- Ready.

Come on, you f***ing pigs!

Come on! You'll never take us alive!

Probably not the best role models

for the current situation, Andrew.

I think they'd be all right with it.

An East London building

site has been shut down,

after several workers were

injured, earlier today.

Police have not revealed

the details of the accident,

but a Department of

Health spokesperson...

Right, let's get the van

and pick up the others.

I think maybe we should have picked

something easier than a bank.

Nah, we'll be fine.

Davey will look after us.

You getting in, then?

Yeah, yeah, just keeping a low profile.

We ain't done anything yet, mate.

Yeah, well, it's just,

tricks of the trade and all that.

All right, now, my guy on the inside,

he said that they were

upgrading their security.

So, today, there's no security shots.

But the alarms are on and they all work.

Did you get the outfits?

Yeah, blagged them

from the building site.

Sweet.

You're late, as usual.

Yeah, nice to see you too.

- All right, Kate?

- Katy, not Kate, Katy.

- All right, Kate Grand lives on.

- Oh...

Excuse me for expecting someone in my

own family to remember my f***ing name.

- They let you out then?

- Yeah.

Davey Tuppence? You having a laugh?

He's our expert.

Expert?

What sort of an expert gets caught?

Now, you've got to be really

tough to do this sort of work.

- Really?

- Yeah, double tough.

Do you, uh, wanna see some of my scars?

- Yeah, yeah, I'd love to.

- Of course you do, babe.

Oh, bollocks.

It's the best we can do at

short notice, all right?

You said, it'll just be the three of us.

In and out, no complications.

Yes, no complications.

But, we need as much help as possible

to make sure things go smoothly.

That's why I'm here.

- Which one is Mickey's?

- Mental Mickey?

Oh, this just gets better and better.

He's the only person that we knew

that had access to guns, all right?

You said no shooting.

We can't afford to get caught with guns.

They're just for show. All right?

He' not mental. He's just got a few...

anger management issues, that's all.

Issues? He's a f***ing psycho!

I heard he pulled a geezer's

spine out and wore it as a belt.

Great, I feel much better now.

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