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looks bigger from the outside.

Just kidding.

Hey, hey.

I think maybe there in the middle?

Sneaky.

Where's the box?

Does it come with directions?

Not necessary.

Just point, click.

Eventually, it will program itself.

How much is this thing?

Because I ain't exactly

Thurston Howell, you know?

Lucky for you, it's not

in the bar-code system yet.

So I'm gonna have

to just give it to you.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

What's the catch here, man?

Want me to take my shirt off for you?

Because I don't play for that team.

Hey. Man, get out of here.

Why are you doing this, then?

Because good guys need a break

every once in a while.

Take it.

Enjoy.

All right.

Only one thing

you need to know, Michael.

This item is nonreturnable.

Why would I wanna return something

I got for free?

Twinkie. You don't need it.

You don't need it, man.

You do need a Yodel, though.

Okay. Good job.

Let's see what you got, mate.

Look at me, turning my own TV on.

I'm a freaking whiz kid.

- Residential architecture...

- So I talked to the kids.

- Oh, yeah?

They're very understanding about

not going camping this weekend.

- Great.

- They could have a sleepover instead.

That's a great idea.

Thank you, thank you.

Thanks for being

so cool about this too.

- Can I ask you something?

- Yes.

After you do all this work and become

a big player at your company...

...do you think you're gonna

have more time for us...

...or are things just gonna get

even more out of control?

Wait. When I get to that place

and become a boss...

...a millionaire, a big shot,

the first thing I'm gonna do...

...is hire a bunch of idiots just like me

to do all my work.

So then you, me and the kids

can do whatever the hell we want.

You just gotta give me some time.

Don't give me that look.

I'm just saying, give me some support.

All right?

I love you. Go to sleep.

- Just think about it, Michael.

- Absolutely.

And stop with the Yodels.

- You're gonna wake up 400 pounds.

- Okay.

Hey, hey, hey. Keep it down, dude.

Everybody's sleeping.

You gotta poop again?

Why don't you do the humpy-pumpy

on the duck, okay?

Will you just hold it in for five minutes

and keep the freaking volume down?

I guess when you combine...

...mass quantities of cough syrup

with Yodels...

...you get acid.

Go.

Hey, you said you gotta go.

Go already, man.

Sniffy Longdroppings, today.

Holy motherfu...!

Yeah, I mean, you're right.

In the short run...

...plastic surgery is a hassle.

But six months later...

...l'm gonna have a face

and a body...

...that's gonna get me to places

where I wanna be.

Oh, my mother, typical,

you know, she says:

"Oh, this procedure is too risky."

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