Clerks 2 Page #3
- Year:
- 2006
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RANDAL:
Nope.
Just saw you guys talking.
Thought I'd come out here
and join you.
God, it must be
nice to have a job
with so much downtime.
Downtime's important.
If I had to deal with all
the f***ing mouth-breathers
nonstop, without a break,
I'd put my head
in the deep fryer.
Balls, too.
Do you really want
to sit here and watch me
and my fianc make out?
- Are you that much of a loser?
- Not really.
you two to knock it off
while I was out here.
I don't f***ing understand
why you can't be happy
for your best friend.
who loves him.
(titters)
Like you even register
as a chick to me.
You might as well be a dude.
Really?
Yeah. You're
my best friend's girlfriend.
You became
persona non-nookie to me
the moment he started diddling
your pooter.
So thinking of me
kind of creeps you out,
does it?
Sweetheart, I don't think
of you in terms of being a girl.
I don't think of you
in any way...
Oh, that was just wrong.
If you don't get
the f*** out of here
so that I can spend
some quality time with my man,
next, I'm gonna show you
my pooter.
Why would you want
to do something like that?
All right, all right,
I'm leaving!
Jesus!
What'd you do that for?
You realize he just
thinks you're trying
to get him into a three-way
with us now, don't you?
EMMA:
Yeah, right.With Graves?
That man's a total f***ing
Lloyd, like most Jersey guys.
Hey!
You talk tough, but when
we're crossing the state line,
I bet you get all sentimental
for Jersey
and squirt a few tears.
Yeah, tears of joy, maybe.
Jersey sucks,
and we are surrounded by morons.
On that note, I'm gonna go.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
You're leaving?
EMMA:
Yeah, I've got
a ton of stuff to do
before we leave in the morning,
but I love you.
I love you, too.
(whispering):
Bye.
Dude, I'm pretty sure
your old lady wants
to get you and me together
in a three-way.
(whistling lackadaisically)
(whistling continues)
(scoffs)
(whistling continues)
(door moos electronically)
Ow.
Dude, how old are you?
(laughs)
You know I'm 19, Randal.
You wouldn't work for me
last week, remember?
'Cause you said working
on my birthday
would help me build character.
(sighs)
Well, at least you spelled
"cock" right this time.
Why the f*** are you
still getting rides
from your mother?
And even worse,
what the f*** are you
kissing her good-bye for?
What is she,
your f***in' prom date?
today, Randal.
I'm in too good a mood.
Because your mom
slipped you the tongue?
No, because I just read online
that there's gonna be
a live-action
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