Clerks 2 Page #2
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way to take issue with him.
Sure, take his side.
Have you become so embittered
that you now feel the need
to attack the handicapped?
What handicap?
The guy's
just in a wheelchair.
It's not like
he's Anne Frank or something.
Anne Frank?
Yeah, Anne Frank,
the chick that was all...
(moaning)
...till the miracle worker
showed up
and knocked
some smarts into her.
(snickers):
You're talking
about Helen Keller.
No, I'm not.
She was deaf, dumb and blind.
No, she wasn't.
Helen Keller was
deaf, dumb and blind.
Are you sure?
Yup.
Then who the f***'s Anne Frank?
Anne Frank's
who hid from the Nazis
in a secret room
with her family.
She wrote a diary.
Oh, yeah.
Well, then, I guess
this guy is like Anne Frank,
what with the diary, you know?
No, he's like Helen Keller
with the handicap, you jerk!
(computer beeping)
You always got to be right,
don't you?
You Nazi douche bag.
What? What do you want?
No, we don't serve Cow Tippers
in the morning.
Freedom Toast is a possibility.
##
Oh, we totally do.
(scoffs)
All right, that'll be $12.64.
(door moos electronically)
(gasps)
(sighs)
Avert your eyes, you perv.
That's not very hygienic.
That's all I'm gonna tell you.
(door moos electronically)
Emma, are you like this
'cause you have an
unnaturally large clit?
(sighs)
You just had to tell him,
didn't you?
It kind of came out one day.
He says it's so big,
it's almost like
a little cock...
which says all kinds
that I don't even want
to think about.
You wouldn't want
to be with a girl
with an oversized clit?
No, 'cause the next stop is
a guy with an undersized dick.
(door moos electronically)
##
You're a little hard.
'Cause you're
I can pull back, if you want.
Can we pull back into our
own apartment in Florida again?
Really? Goddamn it, Dante.
How many times
are we gonna have
this f***ing conversation?
There is no point
in getting an apartment anymore.
My mother has
pretty much told us
that she's gonna get us
Your parents' generosity
just makes me
a little uncomfortable, Em.
They're giving us a house.
Your dad's giving me
one of his car washes to run.
It just feels weird.
Babe, it just feels weird
because you're so used
to life shitting
on you all the time.
What the f*** does that mean?
All I'm saying is that suddenly,
you have a woman that loves you,
a new job opportunity
and a fantastic life
to look forward to, right?
You got to face it, tiger:
You hit the jackpot.
RANDAL:
What's up?
Something wrong?
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