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Synopsis: A PR specialist refuses to market a car called a "Howard" - a colossal error that loses him a billion dollars and makes him a national joke. He loses his hair, shaves his beard, takes a new name, and moves to Martha's Vineyard. Jump ten years: "Rolly" is a popular local whose sangfroid evaporates when the Howard's inventor moves to the island. Rolly, his old self unrecognizable, hatches a plan to rid the island of his nemesis; he also decides to woo the billionaire's wife. Fellatio, a former girlfriend, a woman who's lost weight, her boyfriend, the band Chicago, a menacing Chechen, a bus load of ill children, and a pair of ne'er-do-wells with experience with explosives figure in the story.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Greg Mottola
Production: HBO Films
 
IMDB:
6.5
Rotten Tomatoes:
59%
TV-MA
Year:
2013
101 min
406 Views


Your things have been packed up.

You can tell the delivery company

to take them wherever you need them to be.

I'm sorry it had to be like this.

Are you sorry? Are you really sorry?

- No.

- You see?

You did the exact same thing I did.

You apologized, but you didn't mean it.

Janine has your things.

The delivery guys need an address.

You know, I was an early investor

in this company.

I believe in this car.

I thought we were good friends.

Will, this isn't fair.

It's not fair.

The Howard is the Model T of its day.

It's literally a billion-dollar idea.

Will Haney with the Howard

has built a better mousetrap

and changed American culture forever.

And in the process he,

and those smart enough

to have partnered with him,

have become very, very wealthy.

Thanks for coming in, Nathan.

I know how to get a hold of you.

Yeah. If anything comes up...

Yeah.

Sure. Thank you.

Hey, did you see my Plepler?

Who took my Plepler?

Kashman?

Electron Motors'

stock continued its meteoric rise.

That's good news

for everyone except this man,

Nathan Flomm, who sources say...

- That's you on the TV.

- Hey, that is you.

- Nathan? Nathan?

- No, no, that's not me.

- Huh? What? No.

- Nathan.

- I have your drink.

- Sh*t, man, you lost

all that money. What happened?

- That is huge.

- Like you never made a mistake.

- Come on. Nate, come back.

- Hey, don't you want your coffee?

So what else is in the news?

Hey, have you guys heard of Nathan Flomm?

Yeah. Of course you have.

Like you never made a mistake.

Like you never made a mistake.

Like you never made a mistake.

"CONAN". You think you had a bad day?

This guy lost a billion dollars.

He lost a billion, but

don't worry about him.

What little money he had left,

he invested in Enron.

Thank you, Rolly.

And I got you a little pickle.

A pickle.

Half sweet, half sour. Just like you.

I don't eat pickles.

You've been working for me nine years.

You should know that, Rolly.

- You drive me crazy.

- I drive you crazy?

- I just wanna eat in peace.

- What do you think you're doing to me?

Here. You don't want the pickle?

- I'll take the pickle. Okay?

- Please.

Yeah, get it out of my sight.

And don't eat it in front of me.

- Oh, my God.

- It makes me sick.

I'm gonna tell you

something, it's fantastic.

I hope you choke on it.

Happy birthday to you.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

No. Oh, dear...

Oh, gee.

- Just for you.

- Oh, gosh.

That was quite awful.

It's your birthday.

I'm really looking forward to getting

wasted with somebody who's turning 90.

- That's gonna be a first for me.

- That's really sweet of you.

What are we gonna do?

We're gonna watch Cocoon?

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Larry David

Lawrence Gene David (born July 2, 1947) is an American comedian, writer, actor, playwright, and television producer. He and Jerry Seinfeld created the television series Seinfeld, of which David was the head writer and executive producer from 1989 to 1997. David has subsequently gained further recognition for the HBO series Curb Your Enthusiasm, which he also created, in which he stars as a semi-fictionalized version of himself.David's work won him a Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Comedy Series in 1993. Formerly a stand-up comedian, David went into television comedy, writing and starring in ABC's Fridays, as well as writing briefly for Saturday Night Live. He has won two Primetime Emmy Awards, and was voted by fellow comedians and comedy insiders as the 23rd greatest comedy star ever in a 2004 British poll to select "The Comedian's Comedian". more…

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