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Oh. F***.

Sir, you were driving

erratically back there.

I'm gonna be honest with you, okay.

I kind of got swept up in the music and...

You know, I got swept up.

I was swept. I got swept up.

Sir, step out of the car.

Have you ever performed

a field sobriety test?

What?

- Just put one foot in front of the other.

- Yeah.

Heel-to-toe, for nine steps.

One foot and extend your arms to the side.

Can you do that?

I'm sober! I can't do it!

No shaking.

Look, this is not easy.

You can do it 'cause you've practiced.

- Come with me.

- What?

Sir, you are clearly intoxicated.

I'm not! I wasn't drinking.

I was just happy.

Is that the penalty for being happy?

The head, the head, the precious head.

Don't hurt the head.

- Hey, Nathan.

- Hey, Ben.

How are you, man?

What a f***ed up morning I had.

- Today? This morning?

- Yeah, this morning.

Unbelievable.

Hey, did you hear

Haney's gonna use one of my ideas

in the big presentation today.

- Is that right'?

- Yeah, how about that, huh?

- Congratulations.

- Thank you very much.

Your mother must be so proud of you.

- Well...

- "Ben got something in the presentation."

- "We're so proud of him."

- It's... Yeah.

- "Did you hear?"

- I hope Haney likes it.

Did you see? His son is

in the office today.

- Is that right?

- Yeah, Howard.

He named his son after Howard Roark

from Ayn Rand's The Fountainhead.

- Howard Roark.

- I never read it.

As far as I'm concerned,

he's probably the biggest a**hole

in the history of literature,

and then you name your kid...

- Why would you do that?

- Oh, Jesus.

- Are you all right down there?

- This just drives me crazy.

What?

I'm sick of these outlets

always on the floor.

Every time I try and plug something in,

I have to move furniture,

and I strain my back.

Why can't outlets be up here?

- At eye level.

- Eye level?

What are they, like genitals?

We have to hide them?

Why are we hiding outlets?

- Think about it.

- Yeah. It's a...

- See you later.

- Okay.

Good to see you, boss. Good luck today.

Hey. Ben, how are you? Where you been?

I had a little problem

this morning.

- It's... Crazy.

- Big day today.

Sorry. Sorry I'm late.

Okay-

Is that new?

No. I've had it for a while.

That's a Plepler, he paints shopping carts.

As a kid, I was fascinated

by shopping carts

because you get to drive them

in the supermarket.

It's quite beautiful. I can't believe

I never noticed that before.

Something about the shopping cart

I find mesmerizing.

Hey, look who's here!

Hi, buddy. How ya doing?

How are you doing?

You wanna meet Mr. Flomm?

- Hello. Hi.

- Hi.

Nathan, this is my son, Howard.

- Hello.

- This is our nanny, Marina.

- Marina, this is Nathan Flomm.

- Marina?

- Nice to meet you.

- Hi, nice to meet you.

I like that, that swirl

you got on your hair there.

Thank you. It takes a few hours.

- Huh? It takes a few hours.

- It takes a few hours.

What do you do about the shampooing?

Once a week.

- You shampoo once a week.

- Once a week when I do it.

You may wanna consider

going twice, you know.

That's a long time to

go without shampooing.

But this takes two hours.

Try a second shampoo.

Take a little tip, little tip.

He's a full-time job.

She's a very valuable member of our family.

Wonderful caregiver.

Will you do me a favor and take Howard out

to the front desk and wait for me there.

You need to get in there.

I wanna say goodbye

before he goes to school.

I'm... Every day.

Okay, buddy. Will you

wait for me out there?

- Okay.

- All right.

- Bye. Nice to meet you.

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